Micheal Phelps

He is born from an embryo of special merman that was wiped off the planet due to George Bush's(the senior) secret extermination service. He is the last of his kind and upon seeing the young merman Bush Sr. saw the possibilities of using him in the Olympics. Thus he was placed in a laboratory and was field tested every day by the best scientists the U.S.A. can conduct. They erased his past (alas Eternal Sunshine to the Spotless Mind) and named him Micheal Phelps

the last merman, Micheal Phelps and ruler of the seas.

by poseiden69 October 9, 2008

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Mitch Hedberg

A comedian who happened to be the funniest person ever to walk the earth. Died earlier this year...and the world has been unfunny ever since. He was about to to a special on HBO that would have been fuckin' awesome...but now...it will never happen. Go figure...everyone who ever does something good for the world dies before they hit 30.

"I got a ant farm...them little bastards didn't grow shit." ~Mitch Hedberg~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

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mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

by Mitch March 31, 2005

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Mitch and Murray

Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.

"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy."

by Big Steve May 9, 2006

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Mitchell

A strawberry/sandy blonde. A rare breed. He’s always going to make you laugh even during the hardest times, he will take care of you when youre sick, he has the patience of a saint, he’s logical but doesnt see things in only black and white and he’s someone you can call your best friend. If you fall in love with this kind of Mitchell, just know you arent getting someone who is “perfect” but someone that will only ever try to change for the better. The best thing about him is that he is so comfortable in his own skin that he isnt afraid to express his femininity. He’s a plant, an animal and Lebron lover. He’s loyal, honest and trustworthy. Love for him does not come easy but if youre the right person for him, he will express it in 101 different ways and show no signs of giving up on you. When youre around this kind of Mitchell you feel special, like youre the only person in the world. He is always going to be your cheerleader through any decisions you make and when youre as impulsive as I can be, this is a very adoring trait! There are endless amazing things you could say about this kind of Mitchell as there is no 1 word to fully incapsulate what type of person he is. So I will leave you with this, you will know once you have found this person and at first it won’t be easy, but do not give up on him. He will always try. He may not get it right the first time but he will always try. Putting in the time and effort to be with him will only ever gift you a lifetime of joyfulness.

If I can’t date Danny DeVito, Drew Barrymore or Ryan Reynolds, dating Mitchell is the next best thing

by CJDaDJ June 25, 2023

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