condom minion

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.

Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!

by Halevi January 8, 2019

the minions

a group of bitchy girls who hav to do EVERYTHING together/the same. really popular and really annoying. stupid. airheaded. use like every other word. follows each other around in packs. steals peoples lunch tables on purpose to annoy the other party.

minion1: lets like go like jump off this like cliff!
minions2-4: LIKE YEAH!
the minions1-4:*jumps off cliff*

minion1: oh em gee, i think i broke a nail!
minions2-4: like OMG!! we need 2 like find like, a like hospital, or like sumthing...

minion: im fat...*when actually average size*

by the great monteray jack&friend October 4, 2008

minions

The disgusting trash of the earth. Yellow. They've taken over this once somewhat clean world, and now it is a trash heap. They are only liked by moms and young children.

Me: the minions are putrid, horrific, and are a waste of time. They do not deserve an entire movie.

Moms everywhere: *gasps and stares in horror*

by Old Chocolate Bar July 29, 2015

Evil minion

A person whose height is unnaturally below the average for their age/weight, and plots to take over the world. May or may not be working for someone else in their mission for world dominance, perhaps as part of a group of 'evil minions'

Person 1: Doesn't that little guy look suspicious?
Person 2: Yeah, I bet he's an evil minion!

by A. Girl May 18, 2013

minionize

Minionization occurs when one takes something, and makes it his own by using it and abusing it in his own particular way.

Jerk #1: Did you go home with that FYP ("Fresh Young Pussy") last night?

Jerk #2: Yes, I completley minionized her.

by The Jerkstore May 11, 2006

Minionese

The language in which the minion race communicate in

"Gru doesn't understand that Kevin and Bob cussing him out in minionese"

by nayernay June 3, 2018

Minions

Little Yellow Tic Tacs That Have Not Been To School Because They Were Slaved By That GRUsome Face.

1. Did You Watch The Minions Movie Last Night.
2. Nah I Was Eating The Remainder Of Kevin's Tic Tac Body.

by BringDisneyWorldToUK March 1, 2021