Minimus

Ironed shirts, in the 1930's.

"Minimus Chimp dear?" "Oh, yes please"

by Melvin Slut January 9, 2005

minimus

Minimus, getting a blast of a warm, creamy substance down your throat.

Somebody, pass the tissues, I've just had a minimus off Joe...

by Baron January 8, 2005

gluteus-minimus

Just a very small butt.

guy: "I think I need ass implants, my butt cheeks are so small it hurts to sit down!"

girl: "Don't get implants, I love your gluteus-minimus!"

by mysmallbuttcheeks January 19, 2010

minimuka

A very cool youtuber with 50k subs and is very handsome and looks like an m&m when he dyes his hair but currently he's an eboy.

ME: "Can we have m&m's"
MOM: "No, we have m&m's at home"
M&Ms at home:
MINIMUKA

by TheUltraHarvey March 31, 2020

minimus maximus

A sexual maneuver involving sticking your little finger (which is known as the minimus) into your partners anus and fingering them furiously, until you injure or break your little finger. This is when you've reached the maximum fingering your little finger can do.

Guy 1: Dude, the minimus maximus DESTROYED my finger
Guy 2: Then why do you keep doing it?
Guy 1: 'Cause it keeps the lady happy, boi.

by TDOUD June 15, 2017

minimumbears62

This person is the best gamer on earth if u see his gamertag ADD him right away and start playing with him he will make you laugh you ass off and have fun

Bro i have a new friend

Matt: yeah he is minimumbears62

by anonymous January 14, 2021

Minimumized

(verb) an exaggeration and extreme version of "minimalized." While minimalize means to simplify or reduce something in a clean, intentional way, minimumized means to cut it down to the bone, maybe even too far.

Someone on discord told me that "minimumized" isn't a real word so I minimumized his life span to 5 minutes because that's the time I need to drive to his house and unlock his doors.

by LuoirM April 20, 2025