mangled

A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.

That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...

by chester January 29, 2004

mangled

Mangled - an over excessive sex episode.

Yo...last night I stratight mangled the broad. juices was everywhere

by Fly May 12, 2004

mingleton

One who is constantly searching aimlessly for a girls. He/she tries however they aren't able to ever close the deal.

Andreas tried all night to hook up with that chinese girl, but in the end he turned out to just be a mingleton.

by Absur September 29, 2007

Single Ready to Mingle

A term when your spouse has died and instead of sex, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay "mingle"

police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.

SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!

by sukmadick February 27, 2012

mangled

to become soo drunk you piss your own pants, and hook up with your best mates mum

guy#1 Man what the fuck happened last night
guy#2yeah you puked in my dishwasher and my mum wants ur phone number.
guy#1 yeah i was mangled sorry.

by VBdrinkingBoganSonofaBithch October 1, 2008

mingledwarf

one who bites fart bubbles (or any type of bubbles) underwater

Joe, you mingledwarf, go bite some bubbles.

by Ryan F., Nathan K., Shawn W., November 6, 2008

mangled anus

When your ass has been destroyed and ripped apart by mexican food or Indian Food. The most common way to catch the " Mangled anus-itis" Is eating a ghost pepper , but with your ass hole.

Mexican Bartender : " Wooooaaahhh Essssaaayyy !!!! DID you go Loco and shit yo pants ?"
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " No Sir... My ass has been Mangled..
Mexican Bartender : " I shall call it the...

Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Mangled.."
Mexican Bartender : " Anus.."
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Itis ! I mean that's what every disease ends with ! "

by Doctor Fucktard Beenjamin November 13, 2014