Military police 

Cops who give a damn about nothing but protecting themselves mostly. You could be innocent no cap and they'd still not listen or bring justice to protect their own.

Oh I got charged with assault by USMC military police after scratching Becky's face when she wouldnt let me leave the room.

Military police by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020

Military Gay 

The Definition of ‘Military Gay’:
Military Gay is dating a gender because they are the only gender around you. Like how some women in all-girl schools become lesbian, Men in the military cuddle with each other.

(No example for Military Gay)

Military Gay by corvette120123 March 4, 2022

Military Fag bag 

A bag that mainly officers carried with them in the field that would carry maps and other land navigation material

map carrying case Military Fag bag

Military Fag bag by mikker October 16, 2008

military wife 

a woman who has decided that they have nothing better to do with their life than sit at home while their husband is at work paying for their manies and pedies while they rant and complain about the long hours and deployments that he must go on. A military wife is the epitome of misery and her main goal in life is to inflict misery on the world. Misery needs company as they say and she has plenty of it. She always seems to think that being a mom of one child is a contribution to her household and that her house never needs cleaning. Gossip and back stabbing are her only enjoyments in life but she even tends to screw those up too.

Gawd! You're being such a military wife!

military wife by the ring isnt everything January 22, 2011

Military Mustache 

When a soldier or a person in a soldier costume cuts a hole into the crotch and lets the balls or vagina free. Then the
soldier squats on the sleeping persons face. Resting either
the vagina or balls on the upper lip area, while saluting.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him the Military Mustache.

Military Mustache by Young cholo January 4, 2008

military clout chaser 

Someone who joins the military only for the reason of clout, because they were a pathetic loser growing up. They don't actually care about serving the country and only care about being more interesting then they actually are

Person 1: hey I heard that Dolan is joining the army

Person 2: yeah but he's a military clout chaser and only does it to be interesting

military clout chaser by Epicgamer69420 November 20, 2018

Military Wife 

To be a Military Wife you are to love your spouse whether he’s right next to you or thousands of miles away. A military wife wouldn’t cheat or dishonor their spouse. Not everyone can be a military wife.

I’m a faithful Military Wife and I love my Husband.

Military Wife by AnOnYmUsBaBe674 October 14, 2020