French military victories

A complete list of French Military Victories:

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The word "French military victories" followed by a blank space implies that there have been no French military victories.

by Filthy Rog McBastard December 14, 2008

French Military Victories

An ironic mistake by Google, which said that no results can be found for "French Military Victories" if you click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

The irony is that France has actually won more battles and wars over the last six hundred years than any other country in Europe.

Stupid man: Did you know that there have never been any French Military Victories?

Average man: Did you know that you're an idiot?

by Mister Sheen August 3, 2009

military operation

Something well planned and competently executed. A success, an event that runs like clockwork.

Ferarri's crew are well drilled, that pitstop went off like a military operation.

by hognoxious September 4, 2007

Militard

A man or woman, usually in the military, who decides that everyone needs to know that they are in the military, were in the military, or support the military at all times.

"Hey do you see that guy over there with the Army hat, shirt, jacket, sweatpants, 3 bumper stickers, knife, belt buckle, tattoo, and wallet? And all of his kids are wearing that crap too?"
"yeah"
"he's a militard"

by J. Mackson January 21, 2012

military factor

The factor by which a male's hottness increases when he's in his uniform. On a scale of one to ten, a uniform usually increases a guy's number by 2. Can also be applied to non-military men in some uniforms.

Person 1: Check that guy out. He's a solid 7.
Person 2: Him? He's in my Spanish class. He's in AFROTC. On Tuesdays when he's in his dress blues he's a 9, atleast.

by Katie Holmes April 7, 2005

French military victories

The Battle of Yorktown, Sep-Oct 1781. The decisive battle of the American Revolution, fought with equal parts French and American soldiers.

The U.S.A. exists because France's citizens fought alongside us when we needed them most. And then America and France kinda went to war while France and Britian were at war, and then France fell into revolution and Britian and America went to war, and, did I mention? the British and the Americans fought the French before all this even began. With Injuns! Anyway, America eventually went to war with itself, and the West Point generals from the South battled the West Point generals from the North, and then we hooked back up with France and Britian and together kicked the crap out of the Axis.

French Military Victories. I only need this one to make all the other definitions realize how stupid they are.

by pennsylvanianbot August 27, 2009

Fork Union Military Academy

"Military" School in central Virginia where how much money mommy and daddy give it decides your rank and whether you get kicked out or not and sports are worshipped despite their teams' terrible record. Great place to sell dip.

Cadet 1: He didn't get kicked out for all that?!

Cadet 2: The circle at Fork Union Military Academy is named after him...

by The Silenced Truth October 12, 2007