Ass mileage

The amount of gay sex that someone could go through before needing another martini

“Man, Beefcakes over there has got great ass mileage!”

by BIGBUSTYBLONDE69 April 27, 2021

catch some mileage

To say or do something in an attempt to gain an edge or favor with someone. Especially if you're in an awkward spot.

Guy 1.. Man you owe me 20 dollars.
Guy 2. Man I'm out of work. Besides, we're supposed to be friends.
Guy 1. Listen you owe me money. Don't be trying to catch some mileage on me with that friends shit.

by Amex1212 December 10, 2016

maleak

Sexy and fit. A person who is more than meets the eye. Very intuitive, being able to read the emotions of people. His life is full of contradictions. This guy is really shy, yet somehow manages to be the center of attention, with the way he acts you would never be able to tell he's shy. He's humorous with the ability to make a crowd laugh.

Person 1: Who's that guy? He's funny.

Person 2: Oh, his name is Maleak

by 2400 December 21, 2016

Dirty Malea

When a woman makes you watch her fuck herself with a trout, she cooks the trout and eats it while making you eat her out.

You have been treated to a Dirty Malea.

by FG RKT December 7, 2018

Mileage Whore

A person, typically in consulting, who will go out of their way and often inconvenience others to fly the same airline and gain the most miles while flying from Point A to Point B.

"Neil is such a mileage whore, we routed through Denver with a 3 hour layover to go from Chicago to New York just so he could get to Premier Executive status. But I have to admit...those cheese sticks and crackers in the Red Carpet Club made me want to be a whore."

by Ludicrasity October 18, 2008

dirty maleah

When she slutty as hell and never cums on time.

That bitch a Dirty Maleah

by Bitch3000 June 12, 2020

misleader

see George W. Bush, Dubya.

Look around you.

by annon. February 8, 2004