Lawn mower

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and cuts all your pubes

I gave your husband a lawn mower

by Lova man May 17, 2015

Mewering

Fixating on one single subject to the point of causing severe annoyance and frustration to the people around you.

"Quit the Mewering, Tom!

by Someone December 2, 2004

lawn mower

One whom mows lawns / Tyler.

You have to mow your lawns again?!
Damn, what are you,
lawn mower?

by Tyler Kadell October 29, 2007

Lawn Mower

It’s ya girl lawn mower. Back at it again with the grass.it is a good vibe everyone loves.

Lawn mower is the best vine.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy June 30, 2018

meowbert

combining a cat call with a name ending with -bert.

"Happy Birthday Meowbert!"

by albert starr April 28, 2008

Meowernity leave

When you take off work to to take care of a new litter of kittens.

Jason will be out for the rest of the week on meowernity leave. His cat, Wiskers, just gave birth.

by TheRealHarmor May 25, 2016

Meowterist

The word Meowterist is a word for cats that can drive cars. Coined especially for higher lifeforms of the feline species, by cat lovers who dominate all over the world & love the idea of it, it's originated after the word motorist.

What do you call a cat who drives Furr-ari?
Meowterist. Like, literally.

by Black cat lover October 24, 2017