pussy melon

Someone who is scared of sitting on a melon in case it gets stuck in their vagina

sit on it u pussy melon!!!

by Jack macc December 23, 2016

Salty Melon

The sexual act involving busting as many nuts in a watermelon and letting it soak in before eating it.

Person 1: "Wow that salty melon is loaded"
Person 2: "Yeah, can't wait to have some of it later"

by A.V.S.C. April 30, 2023

Melon John

Used in place of "black person". See also moon cricket

Check out that melon john chewin' on a jungle plum.

by Satelite Dish January 7, 2006

mamone

to be close to your mother or to be a mamas boy (italian) (often spelled mammone)

Man Joey your such a mamone.

by mamboitaliano April 22, 2011

melons

Marvelously big and beautiful boobs

Jackie Goodheart has nice melons.

by Carl... November 20, 2004

meloncolony

A feeling of sadness And lonliness.To feel miserable and lost as if your alone Well your never alone everything's gonna be all right it feels as if you need help if you feel uncomfortable about telling your problems to strangers to them to a family member or a close friend,
Wush you luck

I feel very meloncolony when I get made fun of.
I Feel very meloncolony when someone dies.
I locked my sef up in my room with all the lights
turned off and my blinds closed because i felt very
meloncolny.

by jenna amanda r January 11, 2008

melon patch kids

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.

I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011