Mcdonalds

the place you got to die of obesity.

Teacher-Over the next weeks you will make a 5 page essay...

Me-I'll stop at Mcdonalds on the way home.

by CupSouls November 17, 2017

mcdonalds

a place where people get even fatter than they were before now you can get fat for a low price!!!!!

hey wanna go to mcdonalds
and get fat? hell yea

by anonymous_loser May 19, 2018

mcdonalds

mcdonalds makes almost every body who goes there obese.

mcdonalds makes me fat

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

McDonalds

The place where heart disease began

"Wanna get McDonalds?"
"Nah I perfer myself, you know not having cardiac arrest."

by 0dd September 16, 2020

McDonalds

The true definition of cancer

My grandmother got rabies from a mickydees burger yesterday...
McDonalds: *cough

Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...

by xXпRIIOпXx May 21, 2018

McDonalds

The evilest restaurant in the world. You can be sure that everything on their menu is not what it says and will make you fat within ten seconds.

"McDonalds is the most evil place on Earth."

by JOHNNY BIANCHINO January 31, 2017

McDonalds

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018