ashimattack's definitions

nive

originates from msn convos as a common misspelling of the word nice

or maybe its just me and toe...

msn convo:

toe - Hey! i got a brand new giant blink 182 poster!

ash - nive

toe - wtf?

ash - typo..

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

sexited

when you are looking forward to something, but you are too immmature to resist adding an 'S' to exited

toe - PARTY TONIGHT!

ash - i'm sexited!

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

McDonalds

A really shit fast food resturant that forgets your chips when you drive through...

*McDonalds server hands over bag of food*
McDonalds server - enjoy your meal!

customer - thanks

*drives home*

customer - hey, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHIPS??
(based on a true story)

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

niv-dog

1. nivea visage lip conditioner

2. a character in the all so popular story me and my cousin made about stuff from my pockets and some straws..

niv-dog, wanting to keep his identity secret but knowing he had to protect his friends, transformed into LIGHTSAVER DOG!

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

Shagster

A very cute and shaggy but extremely DANGEROUS MANEATING dog named shagster...

*teneille walking dog*

ash - oh, what a pretty puppy!! can i have a pat?

teneille - SHAGSTER ATTACK!!

*shagster mauls ash's face off*

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

bumblebee

the gayest and most loserish character on transformers, that my retarded little cousin (who i only hang out with coz i feel sorry for her) went to a party dressed as.

(i went as megatron = tre` cool)

teneille - GERBLAHHGEEOOOO

ash - shutup bumblebee

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

helena

1. THE AWESOMEST SONG ALIVE TO DO ON SINGSTAR!

good song to just ABSOLUTELY SCREAM on singstar

more fun than it sounds

2. SO LONG, AND GOOD NIGHT!
SO LONG, NOT GOOD NIGHT! *gives you the finger*

ash and toe - WHATS THE WORST TO TAKE,
FROM EVERY HEART YOU BREAK!
AND LIKE A BL...

toes dad - SHUTUP!

2. helena - my chemical romance

by ashimattack February 9, 2008