maxi pads

Vaginal pads that absorb all of the menstrual blood that is leaving a female, they wear them in their panties, on their vagina.

"I have him change my tampons and maxi pads, I'm boss af, so I'm not worried about it!"

by Female omnipotence and worship April 18, 2020

maxi pad

a teef who i'm in love wif xx

maxi pad is a teef but i love her 🙄🤚

by 🙄🤚 November 11, 2020

A maxy p

A maxy p is a simp for cigarettes, they will scab them of the ground, steel them you name.

*see’s a cigarette with your mates *

“Dont do it, dont do a maxy p “ mate 1

by Wennndy February 15, 2020

Puch Maxi

Puch Maxi is a moped manufactured by Puch throughout the 1970's and 1980's. The moped comes in several models with both pedals and kickstart.
It was popular in the years of manufacturing since it was a good affordable moped. Though with the years it has become more expensive and almost sacred to moped drivers due to the mainstream fandom and popularity it has.

"Had you heard James bought a Puch Maxi?"
"I'm saving money for a moped. I think I'll go with a Puch Maxi."

by Screw_JayDuck July 10, 2020

Maxi Manwhich

This involves a woman using a maxi pad for the entire duration of her menstrual cycle, and at the end of it she takes a nasty shit on top and then presents it to her man inside hamburger buns.

Did you hear what Lora did to Dave last week? She forced him to eat a Maxi Manwhich after she caught him cheating on her!

by anonymous March 10, 2018

maxi jo

She is so beautiful and awesome she can clean and is nice to everyone

Did you just see her? She was a Maxi Jo

by Girls man #me September 6, 2016

Maxy Glad

when your girlfriend notices you peed on the seat again and she smears a smiley face (out of anger) on the mirror with her bloody maxy pad

"Scarlett u fucking Maxy Glad-ed again u fucking skank"
"Yea Tom, i hate you so much!"

by CoochyHeadNigga January 2, 2012