disney massage 

Massage with a Happy Ending

A: I'm dying for a massage
B: What kind?
A: One's that has a happy ending
B: Ohhh, you want a disney massage!

disney massage by Fountain of Knowledge_1985 October 24, 2013

rod massage 

when one give a massage to another with an erect penis, normally done with clothes on; an extension of dry humping

Aneta recieved a pleasurable rod massage today.

rod massage by balls670 July 3, 2009

Gate Massage 

A TSA pat-down with a "happy landing."

I got a gate massage at the airport today. I feel great!

Gate Massage by MILatino November 29, 2010

butt massage 

the act of massaging another persons butt
usually in males massaging a females butt, it results with the guy getting an erection

My wife's butt was so sore that I gave her a butt massage

butt massage by jokeme December 18, 2009

Textual Massage 

adv. Placing a cell phone which has been set to vibrate in the bottom corner of your pocket so it is close to your 'danger zone', or touching the top of your inner thigh. Upon a text message, the phone will vibrate, sending small, yet glorious pleasure waves and sometimes tingles down your spine.

Eric: Dude, last night, Erica and I were chatting back and forth, and she gave me a series of textual massages.
Tom: Really? hot dude! WOAH!! I'm getting one right now. hehe...he....'scuse me while I go to the bathroom for about 5 1/2 minutes.

Textual Massage by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008

Cat Massage 

Noun. A waste of time. Effort should not be made in this endeavor.

Work today was such a cat massage.

My date last night was a total cat massage. She wouldn't even go down on me.

Cat Massage by Chang Sauce August 19, 2009

Russian Massage 

Mammary intercourse; a tit job.

She gave me a russian massage and I came all over her face!

Russian Massage by Mountjoy001 June 27, 2010