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THE BEAVER MUSCLE

N.
Muscle in a woman's vagina that is able to clamp on to anything, including penises, bottles, vibrators, and animals.

It is said that no man has ever broken free from this death grip.
It is also said that after the clamp is in place, the vagina engulfs the victim and eat him/her alive.
After having unpleasing sex with Madonna, man men have never been seen again. It is because they have been eaten by the beaver muscle.
by the_womb_ferret May 9, 2009
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Muscle March

A stupid little game that came to America instead of the far superior Tales of Graces. Can also be used to describe an unwanted gift.
Looks like Santa pulled a Namco with Muscle March.
by todr06 July 18, 2010
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muscle blouse

a cheap button up cotton (or flannel material) "blouse" without sleeves. Usually worn by white trash or masculine females. The muscle blouse is usually worn un-buttoned and it pairs nicely with jorts. Most times this is also paired with a "hubby-beater". Most often found in conjunction with tattoos (specifically tramp stamps) and Marlboro Reds.
Dude, that girl looks smokin' in her jorts and muscle blouse.
by Steamer Queen July 30, 2010
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musclephilosophy

A website that is all about how to grow big muscles if your a chick. Also how to be an MMA fighter even though most people that go to www.musclephilosophy.com most likely have never been in a fight before.
Oh John goes to www.musclephilosophy.com? Well he must want to be a MMA fighter then
by sdfsfsdfsdfsdfsf December 9, 2010
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Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential, the term used by Seamus Kennedy when describing the USMC.
"You wanna know what the word Marine stands for? Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential."
by MuricanBoi December 24, 2020
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musclebike

Musclebikes are very powerful EBIKES with small rear tires to give them impressive torque, they often have 2 motor systems, and a large front wheel. The name derived from the combination of Muscle and Ebike.
Musclebikes are extremely quick.
by TORX powerbikes January 28, 2022
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muscle eddie rippedmeat

google muscle eddie rippedmeat then go to images, you wontttt
Me at school: hey random person, google muscle eddie rippedmeat then go to images
random person: lmao thats so fucking funny bruh
by a guy with a big thor January 30, 2022
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