manimate

The act of converting somone to homosexuality.

Joe's girlfriend was so ugly she manimated him.

by Altimit May 15, 2005

masticate

To cross the Mexican American Border while having sex with a family member. Preferably butt sex.

Jose and Juanita felt uncomfortable as they masticated, for they feared they could not look each other in the eyes again. The road was also very bumpy.

by Juanes May 17, 2006

mandate

a date with a man, especially when both are men

As a former cheerleader who enjoys kissing bald men on the tops of their heads, Dubya has enjoyed numerous mandates.

by dbb123 November 8, 2011

Divine Mandate

When you go with another man on a date to a homosexual site

Bill and John went on a date the other day to Build-a-Bear factory

Oh wow what a Divine Mandate!!!

by 69 guru April 2, 2010

mandicament

When you and your girls are trying to get your freak on. And more than one homie tries to grind on yo shit. Then you can't decide which hung mofo to put yo shit on. You in a bind/mandicament.

Yo Leroy is stacked on my left. And Keeshawn is poppin on my rizzle. Which one do I pick. Fuck this Mandicament!

by unicycles in toyland February 24, 2010

Manducate

Formal and/or extensive mansplaining

Tim knew a simple mansplaination would not be enough - he needed to manducate Allison and Katelyn if they were to have any chance at doing their tasks corectly.

by steel95 December 6, 2023

Mandalate

To be dramatically more late(r) then previously thought.

I asked Peter to respond to my call quickly,and he said he he would in 5 minutes, but he was being mandalate and didn't for 4 days.

by 1234567876543212345657645321 February 19, 2009