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Millennial

-Millennial or Millennials

A media popularized term for a generation of people born in western culture who came to adulthood in the early 21st century.

Often confused for being tech savvy or capable in life skills, millennials are more often incapable with life skills that earlier generations are commonly more adept at, such as changing car tires, filling out paperwork, hooking up entertainment centers or reading usage agreements and contracts on websites and smart phone apps before agreeing to them.

Millennials are more often only functional with contemporary front end usage of modern technology while being confused and incapable with more practical applications and the service of hardware.

A small minority of Millennials with inherited wealth gave rise to the "gig" or "shared" economy bubble. Much of the perception of millennials centers around this minority among the generation who attain great wealth from crowd funding, confidence scam investments and inheritances that are soon squandered on unsustainable and impractical business models.

The Millennials are for the most part very deficient in common life skills, sustainability and practical capability.
I just saw a Millennial trying to change a tire and add oil to his car. He gave up after dumping transmission fluid in the oil intake and trying to jack his fender until it crumpled.
by Mr. SnowmanPants June 3, 2016
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Millennial

Some who only knows Sarah McLachlan as that sad animal lady.
Me: I still think “Fumbling Towards Ecstasy” is one of the greatest albums ever made.
Millennial: You mean, Sarah McLachlan, I thought she just wrote songs about abused animals.
by Jfman December 25, 2018
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millenniallistic

Qualities or characteristics of being a millenial
Andrew’s millenniallistic mind set of Starbucks pumpkin spice coffee.
by TAZ1994 November 26, 2018
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Millennial Thumb

A pain or tenderness that occurs in your dominant thumb due to excessive use of your smartphone.
Bob: I think I have carpal tunnel.
Larry: It’s probably just Millennial Thumb.
by Mermerbug February 1, 2019
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Millennial Kickback

An Experience designed to bring together all millennials aka our youth . Where we will not only make new friends & more but we will worship & praise god together .
Aye y’all going to the millennial kickback tonight ?
by Iamtynoel September 13, 2021
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malenna

Only the most unique person to walk the face of the Earth. So unique, urban dictionary doesn’t even have a definition yet. Their beauty and intellectual abilities are non comparable. Malennas are far and few so hold on to them. Crackheads.
Malenna is so amazing, I would die to be that amazing.
by Mantic0rpse November 23, 2021
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Milfennial

A milf who also happens to be a millennial.
Joey’s mom is a Milfennial. She was a teenager when “Stacy’s Mom” came out.
by Delia Sweetz September 24, 2023
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