awks magawks

something that is too outrageously awkward thay you can not state it blunlty awkward.

Louise: Oh shit Davaid just picked his nose!
Nick: Awks Magawks

by mathbuddies123 September 24, 2011

strippers mohawk

Another name for the 'landing strip' or French waxing style of bikini wax.

That expensive prostitute I paid for sported a strippers mohawk and after taking her back to my apartment I promptly raped and murdered her.

by Johnny the rapist May 15, 2010

House Fly Mohawk

When you're banging your chick, take your balls and put one in each of her eye sockets then throw your dick right down the middle of her head.

Ever show your girl the house fly mohawk

by punkisdead83 February 8, 2010

mohawk-penis connection

The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.

And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.

Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.

Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.

by hai_bai March 7, 2011

Middle Eastern Mohawk

The pubic hair that grows in between your balls and bum hole.

The ladies like to caress my Middle Eastern Mohawk

by Frankenstein’s Dongle June 27, 2019

mohawkular

worthy of..having....or being awesome in relation to an insanely awesome mohawk

dude....that riff was intensly mohawkular

by G swan April 30, 2008

Morgantown Mohawk

A woman's 'landing strip' with crabs in it.

I think that skank I fucked last night had a Morgantown Mohawk and now my dick's been itching all day.

by Dock Dockinger April 10, 2010