Macrons-disease

Generally referring to a young guy who likes to fuck very elderly woman. Just like Emmanuel Macron.

Wow, Dwayne is one sick Mo-Fo, that bitch he is fucking is like 89 years old, surely he's got Macrons-disease

by luvbeingrimed June 1, 2018

macrobater

a person who masturbates to macaroni and cheese, even just pictures of it.

Dwayne is a total macrobater, this one time we caught him masturbating to scooby-doo mac'n'cheese in his office.

by Big jZ3d3 December 23, 2010

MacDroid

1) Person who uses and android phone/tablet/etc. and uses a Mac for main computer

2) Person who ignores all devices other than Apple's

3) Apple iRobot

1) John: "im a macdroid, bro"

Bob: "Oh you like Mac os x and have an android phone"

2) Smithy: "dont be such a macdroid

Joseph: "Apple products are my life

3) Steve Jobs " i now introduce the iRobot. It comes in 6 different colors"

by josephsmith December 11, 2012

macro modding

"Macro-modding or Macro-mod" is when the lowest tier staff member of some sort without permissions to warrant punishments is acting as if they're a moderator who's able to warrant said punishment.

Helper Player1: Don't spam or you will get punished, Player2.
Member Player2: No macro modding, Player1.

by crautoclicker February 19, 2017

Macrodream

When someone enters to an astral dimension while talking.

Bro, you're having a serious Macrodream.

by SQRRRRRR November 5, 2019

Macro Wanker

A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.

Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?

My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.

My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.

by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

macaroni effect

when a girl's pants are so tight that her love handles pop out of the side, like when you are cooking macaroni and the water bubbles out of the pot.

"look at that girl! she's rockin' the macaroni effect like no other!"

by Anesley May 12, 2007