Republican Logic

Republican Logic:
1. The belief that everything is black and white

2. That taxes are "punishment"

3. Differences in governance justify massive wars in other countries

4. Invading other countries and exposing it's citizens to extreme violence is an example of "Liberation"

5. All poor people are addicts and did not work as hard as the rich people who inherited most of their riches.

6. The soultion to illegal immigration constitutes putting landmines on the border instead of targeting the reason why people are immigrating

7. Healthcare is a privelage only to people who can afford it and people without "preexisting conditions", unless they are rich and/or famous.

8. This list goes on but my free time doesn't

Examples of Republican Logic:
1. Rush limbaugh said I disagree with Obama's policies, therefore he is a north Korean Zulu who wants to take our guns away.
2. I hate taxes! They were just made to make me suffer for having a greater amount of money that could be used to finance schools.
3. I don't think France rules the right way. Let's invade them.
4. It doesn't matter if they get bombed on everyday! At least the government that we disagreed with is gone.
5. Why should us rich people give to the poor? It's their fault that their corrupt bosses fired them to keep their wage.
6. We have to stop illegal immigration by any means possible! Except by helping them find comfort in their own country.
7. Poor people deserve no healthcare because if they get help it's socialism!
8. I didn't even mention their obsession with guns!

by Thinkforaliving June 18, 2010

logical phallacy

Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)

Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.

by cutesy pastel living doll July 4, 2014

Women Logic

The un-logical decision, that eaither is a contridiction to the original decision or dosent make sense.

Women Logic

Wax eye-brows... Draw them back on.

Get a masters in philosophy, try to get a job in computer science.

by bubusbus December 29, 2011

logistics

the transportation and shipment of goods

Instead of saying I was a paperboy I said I was in media logistics for 5 years, so I got the job as C.E.O.

by [e-mail] June 8, 2004

logicking

The act of using logic to deduce something.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm logicking out why the Transcendentalists revered nature so much!
Person 1: -.-'

by Sophia Lilith February 25, 2009

Anti-Taco legislation

the legislation that was passed by the chickens to ban tacos in the year 9595

In 1000 years tacos will be illegal, and we all know why.

Anti-taco legislation. disestablishmentarianism

by Turkatron0 July 7, 2010

Logic

Systematic thinking process of coming to the best solution, which somehow seems evade most parents.

Lack of Logic:
"Take out the garbage and wheel the garbage can to the road"
"But Mom, it's only Saturday, the trash gets picked up on Mondays"
"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!"

by Blaalien April 18, 2006