Loffin'

to play around and or to not complete ones duties

"You not goin' to that party? Dang son you loffin'."

"You aint been in school for half of the year....you loffin' around."

by Blachaz3 April 27, 2008

Barnacle Loaf

A shit so rough it feels like it's caked in barnacles. Often caused by eating to much popcorn.

Dude I had the worst case of Barnacle Loaf this morning and my asspipe is still killing me.

by singin quimby August 18, 2010

Hot Piping Loaf

1. Poop
2. Way to insult someone else by calling them poop

"Hey, you are a hot piping loaf"
"You, Sir, Are a hot piping loaf"

by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

Loff

Opposite of chat

Oi mate that’s loff

by Chelllooo November 22, 2019

Larry Laffer

If you are less than 20yrs old or dont like computer games you probably wont know who that guy is.
He was a crazy-ass wannabe player with an acrylic white suit that earned Sierra the reputation of the best adventure game maker in the 90s.
In the earlier versions of the game you actually had to type the commands as was the norm with all late 80s early 90s adventure games

Hello babe, I am Larry; Larry laffer

by Neo-Geo June 12, 2004

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

Pinch-A-Loaf

The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc.

Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom?

by Monnor Cunn July 20, 2010