Lil Penis Pump

A statement saying that famous rapper Gazzy Garcia(Lil Pump) has a tiny pecker.

Damn dawg your penis is fucking tiny, but at least its not Lil Penis Pump sized.

by Shhdkshwhsndd November 25, 2018

Lil Pump

A rapper from Miami, Florida that makes lit ass music and will beat the fuck outta u if you talk shit about him or gucci. Is known for saying the catchphrase ESSKEETITTTTTT and sipping on a cup of lean. Commonly seen with best bud smokepurpp and is a motherfucken harvard drop out with a GPA of 1.5. Would probably go for girls named molly, julianna, gucci, jasmine, brianna, sophia, amanda, melanie, tessa, jordon and would fuck ur bitch. He also than ur dad and will run ur ass over if u be talkin shit.

Yeo bro lil pump is trashhhhh.

Bio shut the fuck up esskeetitttttt.

by Juliannaytg360 June 2, 2018

Lil pump

When you are rapping and you fuck up, the fuck up is not just one type of fuck up but can be a lot of things e.g. singing false, saying the wrong lyric, not rapping at the right speed, the list goes on.

Man, that rapper guy from the x-factor really pulled a lil pump yesterday when rapping.

by yemum123456789noscopebitches April 3, 2019

Lil pump

Someone who has a small mouth and likes to suck dick

I used a lil pump yesterday, it completly emptied my balls

by BbK04 January 6, 2018

Lil pump

A retarded nigga with terrible music who repeats the same thing over and over again and screams "Esketit".

Why are you acting this way James you're acting like lil pump

by Javon(stay true) May 6, 2018

lil pump

he sings gucci gang

lil pump goes, "gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang "

by TheJukester91102 January 22, 2018

Lil pump

A dumbass who inspires 10 year olds to sing his song everywhere and get defensive if you say anything about him. Also act like a tuff guy.
Is actually weak AF

Jim:Lil pump is Oka-
Mason: *Grabs you by the throat* Want to finish that motherfucker?!
Jim: He's okay.
Mason:*Throws a weak all out punch.*
Jim: *Shoots him*

by Please Fucking shoot me December 19, 2019