cheese-lettuce

A type of fungus on your testicles.

Quinn: Whats that on your testicles Henrique?
Henrique: Its just some cheese-lettuce.

by Nisesh August 10, 2019

white boy lettuce

White Boy Lettuce-

Definition One: The practice of throwing lettuce at white boys.

Definition Two: The white part of a lettuce. It’s what your parents use for sex toys because your dad is gay. And your mom doesn’t like your dad’s small d*ck!

“She say do you love me, I tell her only partly I only love my WHITE BOY LETTUCE!”

by Your Mum Is V Gay December 2, 2018

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

by innmypusay May 17, 2022

heavy lettuce

1. Very good, amazing, awesome, glorious or expensive.

2. Large bills, or, large amounts of money on hand.

1. "I hear Mardonius bought a Grenade Machinegun."
"That is heavy lettuce."

2. Good thing we didn't pull over. They might have stolen my heavy lettuce.

by Chromium April 3, 2005

Fart Lettuce

Brassica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.

son: What are you makin' for dinner mom?

mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.

son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!

mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!

by mekazoid April 3, 2011

free head lettuce

Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.

TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."

by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

lettuce

A lady's genitals

"I am going to shake my lettuce"

I am going to urinate in the lavatory

by Ged December 9, 2003