Leester

The act of having aids, hiv, syphilis, anal herpes, testicular cancer, herpes, and being gay at the same time.

Dude, are you a leester!?!?

by Musicfreak May 23, 2009

Lester

When you get weed that looks shitty but turns out to be mind-blowing.

Ted: "Damn dude that looks like schwag"
Brian: "No dude, I don't know. I have a good feeling"
(after smoking)
Ted: "Damn this is some Lester!"
Brian: "Hell yeah."

by Runescapeisreallycoolman September 8, 2011

Lastertime

Any time in the past, from 1 second to millions of years previous.

Daddy didn't we walk the dog lastertime?

Did the Egyptians build that pyramid lastertime?

by AnnaBannanna January 9, 2009

Leister

A guy that loves to go to gym and becoming a macho type of guy.

Hey it's Leister

by Jesse1206 July 16, 2018

Hairy lester

To ejaculate into anothers male or females happy highway(a happy trail that is way to fucking big) then force the person to eat it off

Hooker number12- can u just give me a hairy lester i cant handle any more cumshots in my face
Tainty salad- i dont see why either way this is going in your mouth

by tainty salad May 23, 2011

daniel lester

Phillip Lester's Daddy

Daddy Daniel Lester

by Does_Jumin_Han_is_gay May 13, 2017

Lesterday

Any day previous to today.

Father; Have you seen my phone?

Daughter; Yeah I saw it in the bedroom lesterday.

In this instance she meant over a week.

by Bumbooo January 16, 2014