Beach Landing

Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise

Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"

by Thaddious October 19, 2020

Jingles Landing

Refers to when someone lands a vehicle, usually aircraft, in such a manner that it causes damage to the vehicle such as broken wings, but without any casualties. May also apply to submarines on the ocean floor.

Popularized by former Royal Navy sailor/Youtuber Paul "The Mighty Jingles" Charlton, who is notorious for doing this in video games, including in the aforementioned submarine.

The plane is damaged, because the last pilot who flew it made a Jingles Landing and broke the landing gear.

by YamaTOGII* August 26, 2021

the blind leading the lost

A more sensible version of "the blind leading the blind"

Hammer: "Swanny and George are drunk as fuck, they have no idea what's going on"

Phaz: "I know bro, it's like The Blind Leading The Lost..."

by PhazMan November 5, 2013

Landini

The alpha male. Can be used as a complement towards a man. It means that you are a great specimen of a human being

That kid is the opposite of a jackass, he is a major Landini

by Wordiezzzzz May 3, 2006

Holland Landing

This community is located in the town of East Gillimbury. Its about a 5 minute drive to Newmarket. This town is the most chills town ever. There are 2 bars, which are fucken sick and everybody in the town smokes Marijuana and other various drugs such as Mushrooms and what not. There are more drug dealers then pregnet moms in this town, which is chill. Another word for Holland Landing is the H.L. and thats what all us local kids call it. The H.L. is close to a dump of a town called River Drive Park don't get this place confused with the H.L. as River Drive Park is the defention of the word Hick.

Lets go for a drive to the H.L. to buy some drugs.

Mom the Holland Landing bus never came

by kp@15 April 21, 2011

Leaning Tower Of Penis

When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.

Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

leaning like a cholo

a vato or vata from the hood, who only knows how to dance like a cholo or chola, elbows up side to side, rocking left to right.

Latino's know how to do the dance called leaning like a cholo.

by s pacheco November 29, 2007