kris

annoying kid that sits in front of me in ela and never shuts the fuck up. (he also looks at babys asses)

kris is a child molester

by hvilee December 6, 2021

kris

stupid blonde kid that sits infront of me in ela. doesnt know how to shut up. ugly. really annoying. sometimes wish i could switch seats with someone so i dont have to listen to him talk a lot anymore. really loud. wish he would fly to the moon and never come back

this boy is annoying, so call him a kris

by hvilee December 6, 2021

kris

WANTS TO EAT DICK

this kid likes dick and pussy, so call him kris

by hvilee December 6, 2021

Kris

kris is a very hot human being. Like DAYUUMMMM hes attractive.

Crimson: Kris is hot
Deanne: wtf

by Duckckckck January 27, 2022

kris

never interact with a kris

girl 1: did you meet kris today?
girl 2: no, you shouldn’t of met her! she’ll eat you alive!

by dnupyomouth February 8, 2022

Kris

A hispanic furry bitch that won't come out of the closet in home depot. Get a life kris you furry slut.

Mark: Kris drew more furry art today.
Alex: Ye, what a closeted furry cunt waffle.

Mark: Let us bully him more.

by DocXeno February 13, 2022

Kris

Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.

Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.

Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!

Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.

Kris: Moooo!

by Luigimax14 May 16, 2022