kris

annoying kid that sits in front of me in ela and never shuts the fuck up. (he also looks at babys asses)

kris is a child molester

kris by hvilee December 6, 2021

kris

stupid blonde kid that sits infront of me in ela. doesnt know how to shut up. ugly. really annoying. sometimes wish i could switch seats with someone so i dont have to listen to him talk a lot anymore. really loud. wish he would fly to the moon and never come back

this boy is annoying, so call him a kris

kris by hvilee December 6, 2021

kris

WANTS TO EAT DICK

this kid likes dick and pussy, so call him kris

kris by hvilee December 6, 2021

Kris

kris is a very hot human being. Like DAYUUMMMM hes attractive.

Crimson: Kris is hot
Deanne: wtf

Kris by Duckckckck January 27, 2022

kris

never interact with a kris

girl 1: did you meet kris today?
girl 2: no, you shouldn’t of met her! she’ll eat you alive!

kris by dnupyomouth February 8, 2022

Kris

A hispanic furry bitch that won't come out of the closet in home depot. Get a life kris you furry slut.

Mark: Kris drew more furry art today.
Alex: Ye, what a closeted furry cunt waffle.

Mark: Let us bully him more.

Kris by DocXeno February 13, 2022

Kris

Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.

Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.

Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!

Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.

Kris: Moooo!

Kris by Luigimax14 May 16, 2022