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Kiwi Whore

A girl whom hangs around bars with predominantly kiwi-males. Typically getting really drunk on cheap cider's or snakebites. As soon as the alcohol kicks in her mind is set on one thing: kiwi-cock. Looks or size are not important as long as they are "Kiwi" they will fit the criteria.
Girlfriend #1. Ugh what is Sarah seeing in that guy?
Girlfriend #2. Well he is a Kiwi.
Girlfriend #1. Oh yeah I forgot she is a massive Kiwi Whore
by DutchSeb October 17, 2011
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Kiwi'd

Where a mod of a chat goes back and deletes anything said that he or she doesn't agree with
Person 1: Where did that entire conversation go?
Person 2: Oh the chat got kiwi'd
by Ani1337 June 10, 2017
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Kiwi

People from New Zealand. Do not shag sheep, contrary to popular belief.
Dumbarses....
'Oh, here comes another Kiwi, hide your sheep'
*slap*
'How about you hide your sheep, aussie... you have more sheep than New Zealand, numbnuts'
by Carmii April 30, 2005
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kiwi butt

A girl who has a butt that is hairier than usual.
Mike: Dude, how was jessica last night?

Kevin: Ah, about that...wasn't impressed at all. As soon as she pulled down her pants, I noticed her kiwi butt. I could have bailed but, she had nice tits to make up for it.
by sprinteroftheglobe September 12, 2010
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kiwiarchy

A state of Government in which Kiwis pwn j00 and are ran by a maniacal Kiwi Overload, usually named Mahalis
Kiwiarchy pwns you!
L33T Pixie Stick land is overrun by kiwiarchy.
by psycom December 31, 2004
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Kiwi love potion

Used by australians towards people from new zealand.

- New Zealand has a lot of sheep there.

- Mint sauce is usually used on lamb roasts.
Adam - Hey can you pass me the kiwi love potion?
Tom - Huh, kiwi love potion?

Adam - Pass the bloody mint sauce ya git!
Tom - Oh, hahahahaha! *passes the mint sauce*
by DRIZL October 21, 2012
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Kiwi expat

Kiwi (non-derogatory) meaning a person from New Zealand, or less commonly Australia, and Expat meaning Expatriate. A person from New Zealand who moved to another country (usually on a whim or for work).
"I'm a Kiwi expat, here for a job that pays better than back home."

"Did you see that new intern?"
- "Yeah, I heard she's a Kiwi expat."
"Yup, fresh off a plane on Saturday."
- "For the welcome party, let's give her something with the New Zealand flag on it!"
by pigletprincess44 September 18, 2017
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