First off, the term Juggalo is uni-sexual. A juggalo is someone who has been saved by the dark carnival. Many people don't recognize the intelligence behind the music. It is satire. Their intention is to influence people to free their minds (the most beautiful thing in the world to experience, recipe for wisdom = weed and music). We are anti-predjudice(sexism, racism,etc.) We know that karma is real and don't see life in black and white, but with more colors than a gay pride parade.
A Juggalo is someone who lives for themself, meaning they realize that if you care what other people think about you and try hard to be accepted, then you will always be a slave to your own mind. A Juggalo is someone who enjoys life to the fullest they possibly can and stops "to smell the roses"(meaning living your life in the moment). It's not about having all the gear, posters, albums and trivia knowledge. You don't have to know what faygo or a neden is or even have ever heard of psychopatic records in order to be a Juggalo. A Juggalo is an enlightened/reawakened person with a discovered wisdom beyond their years.
Yes, there are hound dogs who haven't discoved what the dark carnival is really about and perhaps sadly, never will and just really want to belong somewhere and have a loving family they never had. That is what you find with the fam-MMFL. Sure, there are many posers/'trashy people' around at shows and mini-gatherings, but a real juggalo would show them love anyway in order to show them who we are and what we represent and welcome them to a life free of worries and shame and regret, where you are free to not give a fuck with wonderful people who think like you and have felt like you in the past.
If you're a real juggalo, then love and understanding flows naturally. Yes, there are hound dogs/posers that haters stereotype us as, but we were all that at first (and you know it homie so shut up). The important think is that we KNOW who we are now and pity haters who don't know. We look past the superficial and easily see through bullshit.
Our philosophy is the golden rule with a twist; treat others the way you want to be treated, but don't take any shit. We see all human beings as equal. We give respect where it is deserved, but don't put ANYONE on a pedistal. We appreciate the psychopathic family's efforts, especially ICP(ya, I said it), to fish us out of the "hole" we were in and true juggalos are extremely greatful for their replenished, loving soul.
True Juggalos know they don't NEED the music anymore. We are now able to care for others and try to help all that we can. A true Juggalo doesn't limit their musical taste and may appreciate/listen to all types of music.
Most importantly, a realass Juggalo is not a sheep. They are leaders and independent and free-thinking role models. We Juggalo family recognize real fam when we meet them. We don't try to be somebody else. We are realass people, real as they come. We speak our mind and keep it real and hate acting fake with a "good, how are you?"
Very importantly, we see our glass as half full instead of half empty. We appreciate what and who we have in our lives instead of focusing on the negative like we used to. So yes, real Juggalos are optimistic people who used to be pessimistic during a dark time in our lives when we had given up and forgotten love.
Thanks to the message of the dark carnival, we now know that GOD is love, been forgiven, and will never be duped by the lyingass demons again. Stay strong my Ninjas.
And Juffalos, stop talkin shit like I put babies in blenders or I'm gonna assfuck Eminem. What the fuck is that?
A Juggalo is someone who lives for themself, meaning they realize that if you care what other people think about you and try hard to be accepted, then you will always be a slave to your own mind. A Juggalo is someone who enjoys life to the fullest they possibly can and stops "to smell the roses"(meaning living your life in the moment). It's not about having all the gear, posters, albums and trivia knowledge. You don't have to know what faygo or a neden is or even have ever heard of psychopatic records in order to be a Juggalo. A Juggalo is an enlightened/reawakened person with a discovered wisdom beyond their years.
Yes, there are hound dogs who haven't discoved what the dark carnival is really about and perhaps sadly, never will and just really want to belong somewhere and have a loving family they never had. That is what you find with the fam-MMFL. Sure, there are many posers/'trashy people' around at shows and mini-gatherings, but a real juggalo would show them love anyway in order to show them who we are and what we represent and welcome them to a life free of worries and shame and regret, where you are free to not give a fuck with wonderful people who think like you and have felt like you in the past.
If you're a real juggalo, then love and understanding flows naturally. Yes, there are hound dogs/posers that haters stereotype us as, but we were all that at first (and you know it homie so shut up). The important think is that we KNOW who we are now and pity haters who don't know. We look past the superficial and easily see through bullshit.
Our philosophy is the golden rule with a twist; treat others the way you want to be treated, but don't take any shit. We see all human beings as equal. We give respect where it is deserved, but don't put ANYONE on a pedistal. We appreciate the psychopathic family's efforts, especially ICP(ya, I said it), to fish us out of the "hole" we were in and true juggalos are extremely greatful for their replenished, loving soul.
True Juggalos know they don't NEED the music anymore. We are now able to care for others and try to help all that we can. A true Juggalo doesn't limit their musical taste and may appreciate/listen to all types of music.
Most importantly, a realass Juggalo is not a sheep. They are leaders and independent and free-thinking role models. We Juggalo family recognize real fam when we meet them. We don't try to be somebody else. We are realass people, real as they come. We speak our mind and keep it real and hate acting fake with a "good, how are you?"
Very importantly, we see our glass as half full instead of half empty. We appreciate what and who we have in our lives instead of focusing on the negative like we used to. So yes, real Juggalos are optimistic people who used to be pessimistic during a dark time in our lives when we had given up and forgotten love.
Thanks to the message of the dark carnival, we now know that GOD is love, been forgiven, and will never be duped by the lyingass demons again. Stay strong my Ninjas.
And Juffalos, stop talkin shit like I put babies in blenders or I'm gonna assfuck Eminem. What the fuck is that?
by Weed and Music April 28, 2006
A "Juggalo" or "Juggallete" are incredibly trashy people that easily get impregnated by rediculously retarded people and produce children that should not be apart of our school systems because they are bound to fail. They were formed from a rap group call the "Insane Clown Pussies" during a performance a man from the group addressed the fans as "Juggalo's" this started an apocolypse of uneducated retards that have nothing in life but to drink shit called faygo, fuck fat women, dred their hair, where clown shit, smell like a big giant smelly asshole, and smoke an immense amount of crack and snort cocaine, smoke meth, and inject heroin. It is a group of people that call themselves a "family" which I have heard many cases of incest in the "family" the music they listen to is absolutely horrible and should burn in the fiery depths of hell.
juggalo juggallete dumb asses retards incest wannabe's trash rednecks faggots smelly always pregnant pussies live in trailers dred locks carnival fucks when you catch of wiff of yours sweaty balls after a intense workout, you think of a juggalettes's snatch stink meth
by scullarycharge November 22, 2010
Some annoying wannabe white trash that can't even get a girl better known to them as an object. They tend to bitch about everything but when bitched at they lose their temper and throw death threats even though they claim to be about peace. If you are ever confronted by one or more just act like they don't exist because they say they want to be outcast so you will be doing them a favor but they call themselves outcast to try and embrace the fact that they can't actually be involved with normal society when actually its easier then being a outcast. To fit in is to wake up in the morning and be yourself not some faggot who trys to act like some jesus when they are just trash. Also they can't win fights even when its 11:1 because 90% of them are so fat and out of shape that they tire after the first step into a punch and need to sit down and jizz on their face some more to cover up where the makeup is wearing off from the sweat.
Juggalo Hoooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmooooooooooo
by Go Die in a Fire November 23, 2010
Because he wore his clown makeup to work, the juggalo was fired from his job at a fast food chain whose mascot is a clown.
by Ronnie McDonnie November 15, 2010
A person who listens to the horrorcore rock/rap group insane clown posse (ICP). Usually raised in a poor family and is typically misunderstood.
The juggalo was shunned for expressing his/her own opinions and was made fun of by people who know nothing about them or icp and what they stand for.
by tjenkins98 August 08, 2014
A Juggalo is the male equivilant to a Juggalette. A male fan to the horrorcore rap group, ICP.
They tend to wear over priced ICP t-shirts that they bought from Hot Topic with their mother's or father's hard earned money. Their shirts can differ from Twizid, Blaze, Boondock, or any other crap ass horrorcore artist. They also wear TRIPP pants to either hide the fact that they're oversized even for America's standards or because they really do believe that it makes then look unique. Ironically enough, they shop at Hot Topic though most of the Juggalo gang members hate emos, goths, or scene kids.
Juggalos tend to be ignorant, stupid, and pussiesh. They are also boarderline pedophiles. They range from the age of 18 - 32 and fuck girls who are 12 - 17.
They're really more bark than bite.
Most of the time they're unemployed but there are the few that have low-income jobs and waste it on ICP tickets, merchindise, weed, and faygo.
I would love to finish this description with a friendly and lovely fuck you to all Juggalos and their warped ass minds. Just because you listen to ICP doesn't mean you're amazing. Get out of your Mommy's make-up, quit drawing on your face, get a real job, go to college, and get rid of your 15 year old "baby momma".
They tend to wear over priced ICP t-shirts that they bought from Hot Topic with their mother's or father's hard earned money. Their shirts can differ from Twizid, Blaze, Boondock, or any other crap ass horrorcore artist. They also wear TRIPP pants to either hide the fact that they're oversized even for America's standards or because they really do believe that it makes then look unique. Ironically enough, they shop at Hot Topic though most of the Juggalo gang members hate emos, goths, or scene kids.
Juggalos tend to be ignorant, stupid, and pussiesh. They are also boarderline pedophiles. They range from the age of 18 - 32 and fuck girls who are 12 - 17.
They're really more bark than bite.
Most of the time they're unemployed but there are the few that have low-income jobs and waste it on ICP tickets, merchindise, weed, and faygo.
I would love to finish this description with a friendly and lovely fuck you to all Juggalos and their warped ass minds. Just because you listen to ICP doesn't mean you're amazing. Get out of your Mommy's make-up, quit drawing on your face, get a real job, go to college, and get rid of your 15 year old "baby momma".
Juggalo: Bitch! I be down wiff da clowns all day every day! I drink dat faygo! Smoke dat weed! And I be tappin dat ass!
Person: Dude, shut up, you're like 40. Why are you at a school?
Person: Dude, shut up, you're like 40. Why are you at a school?
by LongLiveTheDead August 07, 2011
Uneducated filth, waste of human life.
Typically white, trailer park trash who spend what little money they find on the streets on weed and Faygo.
All juggalos are wiggers, who worship the horror-core "music" group Insane Clown Posse.
Most juggalos talk about homicide, meth, and incest to their "family" (term used by juggalos referring to other juggalos).
Typically white, trailer park trash who spend what little money they find on the streets on weed and Faygo.
All juggalos are wiggers, who worship the horror-core "music" group Insane Clown Posse.
Most juggalos talk about homicide, meth, and incest to their "family" (term used by juggalos referring to other juggalos).
"I just want to give a big whoop whoop to all my ninjas and family out there! We out here! Looking for a 'lette (short for juggalette, AKA female juggalo) to hook up with!"
"Eeeeww, you juggafags all want to hook up with their family, huh?"
"Eeeeww, you juggafags all want to hook up with their family, huh?"
by ShakeJunt666 April 25, 2012