A sexy lady killer with fantastic blond hair, dazzling blue eyes, and perfect abs. Jonathans are definately the best men to love and have the best humor a girl can ask for. A Jonathan usually gets the hot babes, but sadly to get the good girls he must turn down others that are only slightly less attractive. Usually they are extremely athletic and sometimes have hot nicknames like the lady killer, the white mamba, and even sometime a sexy panther. Jonathans are out to steal a girls heart and usually succeed.
Girl: Aah Jonathan is so perfect i could just die!
Girl 2: Well too bad because he mine!!
Girl 3: No he's mine!!
(the girls start a merciless fistfight)
Jonathan: Ladies, ladies please. All though you have all won multiple Miss USA awards, none of you are at my level. I'm sorry
Girl 2: I'm sorry we fought, we just all wanted you
Girl 3: I knew it was too good to be true ;(
Girl 2: Well too bad because he mine!!
Girl 3: No he's mine!!
(the girls start a merciless fistfight)
Jonathan: Ladies, ladies please. All though you have all won multiple Miss USA awards, none of you are at my level. I'm sorry
Girl 2: I'm sorry we fought, we just all wanted you
Girl 3: I knew it was too good to be true ;(
by baseballer4269 June 19, 2013
Get the Jonathan mug.An amazing and very sexy man who always thinks of others before himself. He is normally an amazing boyfriend/husband/friend who always finds the small things that you like and will do anything to make you happy. Every girl wishes that they could have him as a boyfriend/husband, but he only picks sweet, classy, innocent women who are normally extremely attractive. He is always an amazing listener who never wants to hurt the ones that he loves.
Fat Girl: Man, I wish I could be with Jonathan, I've been in love with him forever and he never seems to date me or see me that way.
Friend: Yeah, you have to be a special type of person to be with a Jonathan. I hear Jonathans are very picky.
Friend: Yeah, you have to be a special type of person to be with a Jonathan. I hear Jonathans are very picky.
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Also known as Mr Phillips
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.
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The Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Saraiya in Cornelius, North Carolina and New York City, New York assisted with Samantha Thomas.
Dr. Ankur Saraiya: drugged Samantha Thomas on the evening of 08/01/2020
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Dr. Jonathan Nakhla, and The Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Sariaya who lives in New York City, New York and Cornelius, North Carolina caused the Death of 24-Year-Old: Samantha Thompson
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