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Jonah

Jonah is a wonderful and a truely perfect person. Though he may seem out going, he is a very calm and introvertive person when with the person he truly loves. He is a very loyal and sweet person to be with. He isn't afraid to be honest and is very mature around his elders. He won't leave you alone if you are upset or mad at him or others. He cares so much about the person he loves and will do anything to keep them safe and loved. He is a soft person towards his family but isn't afraid to fight for the people he loves. He won't hesitate to stand up against someone if they hurt their friends or loved ones.
Person1:I heard you have a Jonah!

Person2:I do and I'll never let him go! I love him!!
by PIKACHU 78 November 19, 2018
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Jonas Brothers fan

An 11 to 13 year old girl that would put out for the world's shittiest band, constantly thinks others are jelous of them, feels so sorry for nick for having diabetes and put CANCER ribbons on profiles to feel sorry for him.
Also see (Idiot) (Ignorant) (Horny) (Fucktard) etc...
Horny youtube girl: OMG you jelous of jonas bros, OMJ WTF you jelous and stupid, they talented u know, they get girls you jelous, your music is shit compare to JB,I love nick jonas! even though i no meet him in lief, lol xD I <3 Nick bai

Non retard:.....Fuck it, no point in trying to talk to a horny Jonas Brothers fan, you can't get shit through their heads...
by Biteem June 25, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

Little parasites that hang on the ends of pubic hairs around the testicles and deliver venomous bites that turn the scrotum to mush.
Man #1: Ever get that feeling that you can't even feel your nuts?
Man #2: Um...no?
Man #1: Oh. Um, is that a bad thing then?
Man #2: I would think so.
Man #1: (feels down pants) Holy shit! My nuts are jelly!
Man #2: Seems like you've got the Jonas Brothers, my friend.
Man #1: Oh my god, how could this happen? I was so careful.
Man #2: Did you have sex with that Hannah Montana girl Miley Cyrus?
Man #1: Shit! She told me she was safe!
by Big Dong Long Wong April 14, 2008
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Jonas Brothers Fan

A person I come across just about everyday on YouTube. These people are the biggest hypocrites on the face of the earth. They confuse the music industry with the modeling industry, as they don't know that looks have nothing to do with music. They also don't allow opinions.
Me: HAHA! FUCK THE JONAS BROTHERS!

JB fan: I rspect your opnion! ur just jelous because they're hot and sexey! Sooo, do me a favr and get a life!

Me: Hey, they get money so fast because of their JACKED UP prices for ONE concert ticket! I'm still having working my ass off trying to make 30$/week at McDonalds!

Jonas Brothers Fan: I dont watto kep tlking 2 u. get a life, buh-bye. *BLOCKED*
by TheRandomGuy2008 September 29, 2008
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Pull a Jonah

Pull a Jonah - When a person aces a test with little or no studying.
"I didn't study! I hope i pull a jonah!"
by Shibidydobedypants January 11, 2008
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jonas brothers fans

jonas brothers fans or "jb fans" are preppy teenage girls that are in love with the jonas bros Almost all jb fans like the jbs only for their looks and not their music

jb fans come in two different kinds
the first kind is the young group consisting on litte preteen girls that will have a bird if you bash them most jb fans have bad grammer and wirte "shtu da fuxk uppp das jbs rulez"
and they also are little brats they beg and beg their parents for concert tickets and other jb shit

then you have the second group of jb fans the type that could careless if you dont like the jbs and will befriend you and respect your opinon and wont kill you those are the true jb fans
by xXxAshleysluvsAlexilaihoxXx April 22, 2009
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jonasgasm

Getting an orgasm when hearing/saying anything related to the Jonas Brothers.
Girl : OMG. my dog just had a jonasgasm after hearing nick singing.

Brother : I don't care. Please stop corrupting our dog
by jonasdog September 23, 2009
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