johni

The girl that has tig ole bitties, is overly dramatic, and has daddy issues, but You can't help but to somewhat like her.

"Did you hear what Johni said about her dad today??"

by SlightlySassafras January 26, 2017

Johni

What we in the anime industry call a slut.

Tori: I'm a johni. Espn: then get the fuck away from me.

by Demtane June 11, 2017

johnica

Is a really short girl that gives you rides to practice in her jeep wrangler

Bro have you seen how freaking short johnica is?

by Wjwjejejehe October 4, 2020

johnpilled

The best Instagram account ever created, he is so hot and sexy and cool and oh my god he's so hot.

"I love Johnpilled"

by Realest person alive May 8, 2022

Elton Johning

Sucking too long and too hard on a blunt. AKA "Bumming it". This definition combines the fact that Elton John is gay and possibly felches his boyfriend with the already popular and associative term "bumming it" to coalesce the two into a singular and greater form.

Dude: Pass the blunt man..
.. passes blunt ...
Dude: fuck man, you must have really been Elton Johning that!

by craig6398 December 1, 2016

johnelys

A person who would take your life away to make themselves happy. Take all your friends and have you look like the bad person. Also a back stabbing bitch. Also very sarcastic.

Johnelys cheated but yet I'm the one who cheated?

by You already know bitches May 14, 2017

Johning

The act when you fuck up bad or banging.

Hey carl get the fuck out of the room I am johning my girlfriends

by Anon2020 July 19, 2016