Jeter Fever

better known as herpes, allegedly a few celebs may have or may not have contracted herpes from interaction directly or indirectly with Derek Jeter

Namely; Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel and Mariah Carey

Ewww dude you can't mess with her. I heard she's got the Jeter Fever

by Bruce Da Truth August 27, 2007

Jeter

a whore

Jeter blows.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

derek jeter

Extremely overrated shortstop for the New York Yankees - although he's a very good hitter (for a shortstop), he's pretty bad defensively and is waaay overpaid, even by baseball's exorbidant standards. He's baseball's equivalent of Tom Brady.

Wow! He had a .500 slugging average and drove in 100 RBIs ONCE! He almost hit 25 homers a couple of times, and he's never struck out 150 times in a season! What a fantastic player! Scott Brosius also won all of those rings! Scott Brosius is the second-greatest player ever!

by ThatsBriskBaby March 7, 2005

Jeter

extremely hot and sexy shortstop for the new york yankees. hes an unbelieveable talented all around player, one of the best in baseball.

" I just want to be remembered as a Yankee. " Derek Jeter

by AshIzzLe May 21, 2004

derek jeter

A baseball player who sucks in three very specific ways:

1) so hard
2) so bad
3) wicked bad

"Man, did you catch Derek Jeter in the ALDS against the Angels?"
"Yeah, he sucked wicked bad."

by T Unit October 10, 2005

jooter

The word "jooter" has a troubling history that is rooted in racism & prejudice. It is a derogatory term that has been used to demean and belittle people of color, particularly those of Asian descent.

It is especially concerning that a popular content creator has been known to use the word "jooter" in her videos and streams. While they may not have intended to cause harm or offense, the use of this word is not acceptable and sends a harmful message to her audience!!

by crystalhand December 18, 2022

Joetard

1. (n) an extremely retarded person.

2. anyone who uses the word "Joe" to refer to other people, whether they are named Joe or not.

3. anyone from Quincy, IL.

"Hey Joe, what you fin to do to today"
"My name isn't Joe, and quit talking like that, you sound like a joetard."

"Hey fam, Gucci went hard on that new track, Joe"
"Listen to that guy, what a Joetard"

by Tito89 August 5, 2010