JOLIVERT

to JOLIVERT is Making a story more elaborate then it really is.

When the fisherman got back from his fishing trip empty handed, he decided to JOLIVERT it up by saying he caught a bear bare handed while still holding a fishing pole all while playing his guitar.

by PETTYOFFICER July 31, 2011

Jaiven

The best person to ever walk on earth. When someone named Jaiven is born the whole worlds power supply runs out because Jaiven takes up all the energy because hes so fucking amazing.

Doctor: Woah your baby Jaiven is glowing!

Mom: I know hes so fuckin lit

by im smaurt 1400 March 21, 2020

five cent jive

Five Cent Jive is term used in the same context as "bullshit"

When that girl told me she wasn't a whore, I knew it was all five cent jive.

by Catalyst August 13, 2004

collar my jive

To ask someone if they understand what one is saying or implying.

While grabbing your shirt, say "Collar my Jive?" Equivalent to saying the following: Get my meaning? Catch my drift? Do you understand me?

by Andy Vanilla May 8, 2008

jlovesmac1

Jlovesmac1, Jarmaine, is a youtube beauty guru, best known for her make up and hair tips and tutorials.

Girl A: OMG! I love jlovesmac1´s new hair tutorial!!!
Girl B: I know, I love that hairstyle!

by neime September 11, 2011

jive turkey

1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.

1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.

2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.

by Nettled October 21, 2003

What it is jive turkey?

A salutation or a manner of saying hello to a good friend. Remember though, the person must be a jiving fool and must respond with a cool and smooth response.

Nick: Yo, what it is jive turkey?
Danny: Whats up you sucker MC.
Nick: Damn, you are cool and smooth.

by Nick Val. November 8, 2007