Jeeber

A past tense version, Jeeber is a different variation for jewb and j00b.

He was a Jeeber, he was a j33b3r, but no he is not.

by M3 N0 J33b3r July 2, 2006

jeezemaster

To be proficient in releasing seaman juices on various parts of the woman body with extreme accurancy. The first 'jeezemaster' to appear on recprd was on April 10, 2004, when Billy C. 'jeezed' his lover on command. The fallowing night, Billy asked where she wanted it, and with pin point accurancy hit her jeans. Such control is what ascended him to the rank of 'jeezemaster'

Listin Jill, Steve was alot of fun last night, but the jeezemaster I had the night before was amazing.

I have trained all my life, and I may never become half the jeezemaster billy is.

by yo April 19, 2004

jeepers!!

still nicky's word, still not kevin's word.
and it won't ever be his word.

kevin is SUCH a douchebag, jeepers!!
i can't believe how lame kevin is, i mean.. he only has ONE shirt, holy jeepers!!

by lololimsocool October 23, 2008

Jeezers

A euphemism for use of "Jesus" used to show that you are angry, annoyed or surprised or as an acknowledgement of another's situation in which anger, annoyance, or surprise is expressed.

Where as "Jesus", used in such a context, can be considered a swear word that many people find offensive, "Jeezers" is a concession towards softening that offensiveness. The usage is not derogatory. It is a replacement to avoid potential offensiveness in American English while not importing the use of "Crikey" from British English.

"...and then I got sick and the medical bill was over $50,000 and I had to remortgage my house and then my dog got ran over and Timmy lost his soccer tournament in the first round and I found out my husband was cheating on me and since he's my boss he fired me and I don't have any money to pay for doing my laundry."

"Jeezers!"

by The Son of Mr. Potato July 24, 2023

Jeeter

(n.) A spastic person like that of Jeeter Buford, a character from the sex comedy, Buford's Beach Bunnies, who suffers from heterophobia/sexophobia: fear of the opposite sex. Light symptoms of "Jeeterness" include sheepish behavior and Gumpism, while serious cases involve bed-wetting and psychotic convulsions at the mere touch of a woman.

(adj.) Exhibiting the characteristic traits of Jeeter Buford (see above).

1.) "That Jeeter has no idea what to do around a woman!"

2.) "Don't expect to pull wool tonight with Jeeter Bill around here."

by Orange Mafia May 19, 2006

jeepers fried chicken

Euphemism for "jesus christ"

Jeepers fried chicken, cut that shit out!

by toosilly January 8, 2015

Jeeter

Jeeter- noun.
1. The warm area between your legs that another person can place their cold feet in

Brad - "hey dude my feet are cold. Can I stick them in your jeeter?"
Carl- "no problem bro!"

by Micaroniii August 25, 2014