Jebus

Non-union Mexican equivalent of jesus.

Jebus got shot runnin 'cross the border...

by William Nownes April 21, 2005

jebuz

jesus long lost stoner brother

floating hippy on clouds smoking bong

by cupernicus November 11, 2002

Jebus

The cousin of Jesus.

Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."

by Jeff Belcher February 9, 2007

Jebus

An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs

Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!

by Hellfired December 16, 2008

Jebus

The correct spelling of Jeebus, according to the Simpsons guides.

"Help! Save me, Jebus!"

by The S April 12, 2005

jablublien

Means anyone who is paki or black. Short forms are Jaber and Jablube.

"I want to be the first Jablublien rock star."

by CC McPackage May 15, 2004

jebus

Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.

Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?

by mavi September 7, 2007