Jason Todd

/ ˈdʒeɪ sən tɒd / (jey-son tod)
Verb:
The act of being beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.

Noun:
An angsty teen who has been beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.

person 1: Yo.
person 2: You're an asshole.
person 1: You ever read Death in The Family?
person 2: No, why?
person 1: Because I'm about to Jason Todd your ass.

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 15, 2021

Jason Dean

The 2nd lead in both the movie and the musical, "Heathers".
If you haven't watched either, you have to! NOT RIVERDALE, ILLEGAL HEATHERS OR THE TV SHOW
He's an absolute psychopath but also so freaking hot, I'd let him "Ride my motorbike" If you catch my drift.
Also referred to as JD

Veronica- "OMG the other day Jason Dean bought this hat for my cat isn't it so cuteeeee"
Random Guy- "He tried to kill me the other day because I stepped on your shoe"
Veronica- "Sorry lol, our love is god"

by ariluvr69 April 8, 2022

Jason Phleming

The act of shitting in one's hair to make it curly, often with the addition of snot or other bodily fluids.

She couldn't afford a hairdresser so I gave her a good ol' Jason Phleming.

by STAJATS June 7, 2009

jason Grace

to get hit in the head with something

Friend: dude i just got hit in the head by a brick

Fandom friend: Ohhh so that is how you're in the hospital lol you pulled a Jason grace

by That_One_Bookworm April 29, 2019

Jason

Everyone knows a Jason. Jason’s are probably popular and well- known. Jason’s are very smart, kind and probably have a secret artistic side. Jason’s can sometimes be athletic, probably likes sports such as Golf or Frisbee. Jason’s May seem cool and chill but lowkey kinda sensitive and want people to like them. Jason’s make the best friends, so if you know a Jason, keep them close. Jason’s will do anything for the people they love, but may not be appreciated all the time. Jason’s usually get nervous around people they like. Jason’s can either be super hot, kinda nerdy, or both. Most likely to be on student council or a club president. Jason’s are overall amazing people and you are lucky if you have a Jason in your life !

Person 1: Ugh Jason is so hot
Person 2: Yesterday when he was taking photos outside and he looked RIGHT AT ME
Person 1: OMG RLY??

Person 2: ya, I’ll talk to him tmr, he seems super chill.

Person 1: not if I talk to him first!

by Facts🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ January 24, 2019

Jadon

Jadon is by far the most supreme being in the existence of the universe. Women (even lesbians) want to be with him, and men want to be him. He is full of glorious powers and wisdom. But when provoked he will cast lighting bolts of holy righteousness upon your punk ass!

Person 1 - "HOLY SHIT, IT'S JADON!"

Person 2 - "OMFG NO WAY!"

Person 3 - "I THINK I JUST HAD AN ORGASM!"

by Viking Zombie September 22, 2010

Jason Collins

A no talent former NBA player who got a phone call from the president after announcing his homosexuality. Also dated a girl for nearly 7 years and dumped her on the day of the engagement.(after possibly infecting her with hiv)

That Jason Collins probably got AIDs from his gay lifestyle

I wonder why he suddenly came out of the closet AFTER he got kicked out of the NBA for his poor performance?

by Not Another 1 August 26, 2013