Armageddon

A bar shot that is not for the faint of heart. The patron bends over while taking a shot of their choice, gets punched in the brown eye by the bartender so hard they see stars, then punched in the eye with the tainted fist leaving them with a nasty case of pink eye.

Omg! That guy just got Armageddoned! Punched in the one that stinks and the one that blinks!

by Jlee19812010 November 12, 2023

parmageddon

How Goldfinger and his shady sidekick Oddjob viewed their last-minute forfeiting of da infamous "cheater being cheated" golf-game wif James Bond.

It only served da dishonest "Midas-touch" character right to have lost da unfairly-rigged ball-putting round to Double-Oh-Seven, but it still felt like a total parmageddon to his selfish mind!

by QuacksO January 21, 2024

tarmageddon

Any "messy" situation that you get into when sealing a roof, paving a roadway, etc.

Sarge had told Zero to "stay out of the street" --- due to its having been freshly re-coated that day --- when running an errand for him, but said buck-toothed clueless had naively assumed that his corpulent commanding-officer had merely been concerned about the welfare of his shoes; knowing that they were in fact just his old ratty ones rather than his good pair, said lanky low-IQ private therefore went ahead and squish-squashed through said sticky goo, anyway, and then made a terrible tarmageddon on the floor of the office upon his return, much to the horror of his aforementioned beefy-statured supervisor.

by QuacksO January 21, 2024

slum-armageddon

When four people live, eat sleep and shit in the comfort of 16-seat minibus in excess of two nights accompanied by our good friend MICKEY FINN!

"Man...its a slum-armageddon in here
"
"MICKEY FINN"
"Come on, lets just slum it for one more night"

by Mickey Finn Nigger June 27, 2008

instant carmageddon

an unexpected traffic jam, often caused by an accident, that makes you anxious and will cause you to be late for an appointment.

Sorry I'm late but I was driving along fine on Route 95 when I got caught in instant carmageddon.

by bingaling65 July 17, 2011

Amsterdam Armageddon

A desperation insult to solve racism

Ya fuckin' Amsterdam Armageddon

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

Chicken Parmageddon

When you eat so much chicken Parm that you fall into a food coma so deep that the simulation breaks, and reality is forgotten by all those involved.

Kyle; Yo dude you ate a lot
Skyler; back up bro, there’s about to be a chicken parmageddon up in this muh
*reality crashes, blue screen of heat death*

by Skloo April 16, 2024