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jaffa flaps

a females flappage situated at the rear of the vagina.
Because they resemble the half eaten orange center of a jaffa cake.
darling would you please get your jaffa flaps out of my face!!
by Simon Worlock August 29, 2006
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Laptop Jaffa

A Laptop Jaffa is a male whose sperm count has been reduced to zero by constant placing of a hot laptop on the genital region.
Pass me the cushion, I don't wanna be no Laptop Jaffa!
by Aidy_is September 30, 2008
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rowley jefferson

wow rowley jefferson died of ligma, zoo wee mama
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justin jefferson

cRaCkEd aT fOotbALL mY gUy, he will crack your ankles.
NICE you are going to try to guard Justin Jefferson, bruh just give up it is hopeless, You should go over there and sit next to Bernie.
by 🍀🦄SO UNLUCKY🍀 January 27, 2021
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Jeffersonville

Jeffersonville is a city in Southern Indiana, and of all cities in this region, it is most likely the one with the fewest "hicks". While it does have many cornfields, downtown Jeffersonville is actually a nice place to spend the day. There is an amazing view of the Ohio River and Louisville, Kentucky. I wouldn't quite call it a tourist destination, but if you were going somewhere and Jeffersonville was on the way, you might want to stop there if you have a bit of extra time. The majority of people there are very nice and know much history about both the region itself and most of the world. Sadly, along with many other Southern cities in Indiana, the "hick" stereotype is often addressed to Jeffersonville. However, you have to go up a bit farther to find "hicks". That said, you won't find many around here--it's just like any other small city; some people are ungodly intelligent, and others aren't. Some people have obnoxious heavy southern accents...most don't. Some people are complete imbaciles...and again, most aren't.

Jeffersonville has some nice local restaraunts, especially downtown. So if you happen to be traveling and need something amazing to eat with fair prices, you're in the right place.

If you happen to be moving to Jeffersonville, don't be discouraged just because it happens to be in Indiana. There is actually lots of nice housing, and you'll probably end up with some of the most friendly neighbors you could ask for. No, you aren't going to live on a farm wherever you go. You're going to live in a nice house, just like anywhere else on Earth.

Most people in Jeffersonville are well educated, and tons of them are relatively athletic. Most of the schools in Jeffersonville are nice and up-to-date.

The neighboring cities of Jeffersonville tend to be a bit more "country". This does not mean that they aren't nice, though, as on your way out you might want to stop in Clarksville or Louisville, especially if you're looking for a few small attractions or food.

It's not my favorite place in the world, but that doesn't mean it isn't great.
Jeffersonville is probably one of the most useful cities in Indiana, as well as not having many "hicks".
by ToasterOvenExpressIGuess August 23, 2009
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Jeffery

Jeffery has a sweet booty!
by MIss Sashay February 3, 2010
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Jefferson City

Small city in the state of Missouri, or as the natives call it "Misery". Fairly violent underground for a city of its small population. Known for two things, being the capital of Missouri, and being the home Jays. There is nothing to do but party with the local rednecks, or get high, or hang out with friends. There is no night life, and nothing for a minor to do. 90% of the native population are mall rats at some point in their life, or parking lot partiers. Many people make the 40 minute trip to Columbia (CoMo) to hang out on the weekends and be mall rats at a different mall. All in all "Jeff City" sucks ass.
Guy 1: "Dude, lets go to Jefferson City"
Guy 2: "Why the fuck would do that?!?!"
Guy 1: "That sexy ass kathryn girl lives there."
Guy 2: "She IS fine"
by Rubeio June 25, 2008
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