Laggy Jackie Chan

When your computer is going extremely laggy while watching videos or playing games

*while watching a video* Damn Jonathan that's a mean case of laggy Jackie Chan

by Minecraft Derp December 6, 2011

Snack jacking

The act of masterbating while simultaneously eating chocolatate pudding and being choked.

Megan brought over a six pack of pudding and helped Steve as he was snack jacking

by sefawley May 31, 2016

neuron jacking

It is possible for a person with less brain cells to hijack extra brain cells from a highly intelligent person. The most common method is when a guy sleeps with his girlfriend's head against his while sort of trapping her with his arms. When the person receiving the transfer wakes up they instantly feel smarter and know that it worked. The girlfriend will wake up feeling the same because her neurons and glial cells regenerate at a very rapid rate. This is a symbiotic relationship because the girl is just as smart yet her boyfriend isn't quite as dumb and she doesn't have to put up with his dumb ass as much.

"Im much smarter today. I think the neuron jacking worked last night "

by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016

Chef Jackie

Chef Jackie will chop you up with his famous chopsticks chopalight skills. He has starred in many famous movies such as Tom and Jerry starring as Chef Jackie. Chef Jackie is so good at cooking he makes Gordan Ramsay have the biggest wet dreams, Just the thought of Chef Jackie's food will male you drool up a pool

Person 1: Hey should we have dinner?
Person 2: Yeah Chef Jackie will cook and kill

by Jackie Chan Supporter July 17, 2021

Jackie Howe

Named after the legendary Australian sheep shearer who set various sheep shearing records, the "Jackie Howe" is a navy blue (or white) Chesty Bonds singlet which fits loosely around the arms and neck for mobility. It is longer in the body to allow for more coverage of the lower back when bending down so as to prevent one from "catching a chill". Jackie Howe's are sometimes foolishly referred to as "wife beaters" - everybody knows this is wrong: in Australia the term is "wife basher". "Wife beater" is also a wanker American expression which simply refers to form fitting, white singlets for men. The Jackie Howe, however, is so much more than this. It is a symbol of great Australian history and doubles as an excellent, comfortable and versatile piece of clothing.

Some fucktard just called my jackie howe a wife beater. I'd better teach them a lesson about respect.

by Jay Plane August 20, 2010

jackinworld

also known as jackinworld.com is a website dedicated to masturbation of mostly male but some female. It separates the myths from the facts. The website includes masturbation techniques, biographies, FAQs, polls, and everything else that you may need to know about masturbation. This is not a pornographic website; it is an educational website.

Hmm, jackinworld.com I wonder what this is, omg the answer to my teenage years and boredom

by Jack n world October 9, 2008

Jacki

A beautiful strong woman; the most intelligent girl youll meet; a girl that can go through the worst things and still put the biggest smile on your face;the most AMAZING girlfriend youll have in your life, honestly;never in the world will you find something as special no matter where or how hard you look;point is youll love every moment you spend with her and never wish any of those moments back.

wow, there is really no one like jacki!
i love that jacki.
jacki is my oxygen.

by doyoulovejjv April 11, 2009