Just fucking Google it 

This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.

Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.

1: hey do u kno how 2 fnd a kewl mp3 converta?
2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

Just fucking Google it by MrKapper July 11, 2006

just shoot me 

An utterance of defeated frustration and exasperation. Often used in overly one-sided argument by someone who is too tired to fight, or is in a hopeless bind.

Look, I KNOW the horse is out the gate, I left it open, he's gone. I KNOW. I'm gonna go look for him... why you still beating on me? Get it over with and just shoot me already. Christ on a bike.

just shoot me by ephemerae December 9, 2004

Just as planned 

When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded

-Previously-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I

-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...

L: What?

Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-

Just as planned by kurouke November 12, 2010

Just pop enrage 

The one-button fix to all of warrior problems in World of Warcraft. Just ask Tseric.

"Just pop enrage"

- Tseric

Just pop enrage by Peegee December 14, 2008

just shapes and beats 

A games about shapes and beats that somehow got humanized and sexualized.

Friend: Look up Just shapes and beats rule 34
Person: Who the hell makes porn of fucking shapes?
*googles*
Person: ok what the f u c k is this

just shapes and beats by RainbowThePerson May 11, 2019

Just three more years! 

The hopeful reminder that young Barron chants to himself, in this case today, on his 13th birthday, to remind himself that legal emancipation from these nut jobs is right around the corner!

“Just three more years!” is my mantra today; everyone but me will be in the slammer by then - and all I have to do is keep my nose clean if I can!

Just three more years! by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Just Cause 2

A cheap alternative to crack and other addictive substances.

Ten days ago, my friend Paul went to his room with a copy of Just Cause 2 in his hands. I haven't seen him since...

Just Cause 2 by Sandwich Bocks January 23, 2011