complete media infection

a condition in which someone stops responding to anything except the movement/sounds of their computer, tv, or other electronics- in other words, complete infatuation with electronic media so as to be completely oblivious of ones surroundings.

Me: Hi Bella, good morning.
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!

by Mimono July 23, 2010

Kentucky Yeast Infection

Caused by sitting on wet bleachers with yeast juice on them at the Kentucky Derby

I went to the Derby yesterday and got a Kentucky Yeast Infection from the yeasty bleacher.

by She hole May 13, 2017

incentify

To cause someone to be excited about what you're offering.

If you offer your customers a discount, this will incentify them (to buy from you).

by Melinda W July 20, 2008

Staff Infection

A member of a company or office job who is obnoxious or unbearable most of the time with a result of making you want to mix Jack Daniels with Vicoden everyday.

May: Oh dear Lord, why did they hire that women? She doesn't even do anything, when she does she throws tantrums and bitches.

June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.

by surrrra June 13, 2007

Izzy Infectious

Male Regina George who wears too much makeup and is oober scene and got raped by Dahvie Vanity and Spencer Elmore.

"That kid is such an Izzy Infectious look at his ratchet hair and eyeliner you can totes see his tracks"

by Faggots69 February 4, 2013

Water Infection

A Water Infection is a polite term used to describe the infamous "Blue Waffle Disease"

I have a Water Infection.

Lol, Blue Waffle.

by Scott Mortgage Carr July 11, 2010

Yeast Infection

1. Something a woman gets and needs Monistat-1 (or so the commercials tell me) to cure it.
2. A really awful shot, usually given to a friend as a gag or on their birthday. The shot consists of: 1oz Bailey's Irish Cream, 1oz Jose Cuervo Tequila, 1oz shot Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum.

"She's just pissed because she has a yeast infection"

"A Yeast Infection is, quite possibly, the worst shot ever invented"

by Peaches Witherspoon September 16, 2005