imfuckinportant

The ultimate in importance. Something more important than importance itself. Must be used only when strictly necessary. Used when wanting to express your innermost importance.

"Josh is so imfuckinportant, that he had to have his own word in the UrbanDictionary."

by Melissa June 19, 2006

i fuck your mum

fucking your mum

from Dedji and JJ

suck my dick and i fuck your mum so hard last night that she died in the moment

by mamadou October 19, 2015

infuckted

an infected wound that hurts really fucking bad

My foot is infuckted

by TaliaDezzzz April 19, 2007

I fuck ass

A human being who fucks ass.

“Yea, I fuck ass alright! Last night she was screaming daddy as I thrusted in and out of her tight as, while her wet little pussy dripped.”

Ava: Hey, wanna take this to the bedroom..?
James: *nods* I fuck ass.. it’s my thing.
Ava: *smirks and locks the bedroom door and slides down pants*
James: Now ass up, baby girl.
Ava: *nods and turns around on the bed*
James: *takes off his pants and sticks his dick into Ava’s ass*
Ava: Ohh~ yea!~
James: *Fucks Ava’s tight ass very quickly*
Ava: Cum in me daddy!!~
James: *Smirks and nods, cumming in Ava’s ass*
Ava: Oh that feels so good! Don’t stop!

by ISWEARIMNOTAPEDOPHILE December 20, 2021

infuckted

infested with funk, stupidity, crabs, whatever, to such a degree that said object, person, or situation is rendered 'fucked up'

see infucktid

Out of fear that his hand may get infuckted, Byrd refuses to give "the shocker."

by Zhor September 9, 2005

infucktion

If you don't use a condom, you risk an infucktion.

The burning sensation may be a sign of an infucktion.

by dar ted April 28, 2006

infuckuated

1. A term used to discribe the real feelings felt by a persons first piece of ass.

2. A word to discribe the relationship felt towards ones booty call.

" she was my first love , but it wasn't really love, I was just infuckuated."

"We are are not in a relationship, we just have an infuckuation with each other"

by Bobby H. September 5, 2006