a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!

Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*

by anonymous April 9, 2023

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.

"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

by Jon B-C January 26, 2014

Iceberg Right Ahead!

A silly phrase shouted by a Titanic lookout when an iceberg was spotted

Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia

by Marker000 August 7, 2024

iceberg

Iceberg is someone who is normal (above water), but overthinks and has a lot of emotions just beneath the surface.

"Damn, that girl is an iceberg ready to roll over."

by Purple_Flirt October 5, 2016

Tip of the iceberg

Tip of a dick

Hey how was the tip of the iceberg

by Trexdadctyl November 9, 2022

The Iceberg

The sexual act of a dominant partner putting a scoop of ice cream up against the anus of their non-dominant partner and the dominant partner sticks their penis through the ice cream scoop and into the anus

Me and my girlfriend tried The Iceberg last night.
My girlfriend didn’t make me a sandwich so I punished her with The Iceberg.
Dude have you ever tried The Iceberg with your girlfriend?

by Newwordstolearn69 December 30, 2020

Icebergging

When a person send only pictures of their face, only to reveal on a first date that there is a lot more beneath that

Hey man how did your date go? Well she seemed pretty cute until I showed up to the date, and realized she was icebergging me

by Darkman142 December 15, 2020