Hydroplane

When one man urinates on a glass table while another man laying underneath, watching, and pleasuring himself.

Eric and another male left the bar to go home and hydroplane

by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026

hydrophobic dishwasher

What you call Somebody when they suck at any game

guy 1: BRO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!

guy 2: STOP BEING A HYDROPHOBIC DISHWASHER AND DO YOUR ONE DAMN JOB

by DarkStorm460000 March 12, 2025

semi hydroplane

When you have a semi-boner and you piss while closing your foreskin so it fills up.

Shit dawg i had to piss so badly after i fucked that slut yesterday i had to do a semi hydroplane to the toilet.

by Nathmathics November 25, 2016

Testicular Hydroplaning

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.

I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass

by ObsidianWraith April 19, 2018

dental hydroplosion

a deadly disease in which your teeth melt and drip down the back of your throat

Where did her teeth go? Oh she has dental hydroplosion.

by xxxdrphil December 22, 2019

Chicken protein stemcell hydroponics

Chicken protein stemcells grown in hydroponic farms for human consumption.

No chicken were killed in for this product. It was proved by"Chicken protein stemcell hydroponics”

by Mustang Chef April 5, 2019

R. Kelly Hydropump

Pissing in someones asshole

Tom R. Kelly Hydropumped tammi last night.

by Lil Smokey Pot February 22, 2017