midget hurdle

When you see a midget in public and feel the urge to jump over them.

"Oh my god, it's a midget. This calls for a midget hurdle."

by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

The Negative Hustle

walking into any social situation where the drop-dead gorgeous / target of your affection / affinity is co-mingled with other - shall we say - less attractive colleagues. You immediately approach your high-value target (HVT) and, sensing her pre-rejection, introduce yourself and hold her attention long enough to have her introduce you to one of the 'grenades' she came in with. Target immediately intuits YOUR rejection as a threat to her survival, triggering her own insecurity, which is further informed by her perceived loss of social status, along with the requisite material security garnered by same, etc, and she effects a 180-degree Vis-a-vis her initial reaction to you and proceeds to 'cock block' her friends and you win....

Dude: (while approaching HVT) "Hey...how's it going? Can I....

HVT: "LISTEN! I'm not interested, okay?!"

Dude: "Oh, me either. I was actually going to ask you to introduce me to your friend over there. Do you mind?"

HVT: (absorbs blow -- soul flinches) "Uhhh.......I'm sorry. My name is Paris. What's your name?

This completes The Negative Hustle....voila!

by TheNegativeHustler August 2, 2010

Andy Hurley

The coolest drummer forever and now. Vegan, animal rights activist, and all around nice guy. Currently drums for Fall Out Boy.

I love Andy Hurley from Fall Out Boy and want to marry him.

by Dance, Dance June 26, 2005

Hustleburry

Time of the night when you in the club and you tryin to hustle to get some Burry before it closes

Yo, what time is it? Its time to get your Hustleburry on the clubs about to close!

by Hustleburry February 15, 2009

Hurtred

n. The feeling of pseudo-hate a warm, soft-hearted person feels when someone they love too much to genuinely hate hurts them. Hurtred produces a false sense of cold-heartedness and vivid fantasies of revenge that could never actually be carried out.

Person 1: Yeah, I hope that lying, cheating bitch comes and asks me for help with his project. Watch what I have to say to him. I'm gonna SHOW him.

Person 2: Yeah, right. That's just your hurtred talking. We both know that all he's gotta do is be nice to you for a minute and you're gonna forgive him and do whatever you can to help him.

by NOLisA March 2, 2011

hurler in the ditch

Giving advice to people who are actually doing the work and judging them for the work they are doing.

Stop it you hurler in the ditch.

by steezedout March 31, 2011

street hustler

Someone who runs a living on the streets by selling drugs or stolen items.

Just someone who works hard for their money but has to do it illegally on the streets.

streets drugs street hustler hustler

by aolove September 16, 2013