hubey

a semi-retarded frenchman who compensates for having a tiny penis by having casual intercourse with whale-like women. These people also like touching children and sword-fighting with baguettes. Nothing compares to the rediculous homo-like nature associated with hubey's piercings and black man cap. He only wishes he was black.

Elliot: Oh, man! I should never have had intercourse with that girl last night!

Hubey: You think you have it bad, I got crushed by a humpback last night :'(

by chubez July 8, 2012

Lowell Hubbs

A Lowell Hubbs or a Hubbsian move occur when someone is deceptive and abusive and crazy - all at the same time. It can also refer to a Gish Gallop where the person in question simply produces a large amount of links or copy/pasted text and presumes to have answered your question.

Person 1: You sick-twisted moron. You haven't answered my seven questions.

Person 2: Please stop pulling a Lowell Hubbs and just talk.

by zen-saki-re? October 3, 2016

Habesha

Habesha is a term that refers to people of Ethiopian and Eritrean heritage no matter their tribe/ethnicity, nationality, citizenship, whatever country they were born in, or whatever other culture they practice along with it. It is a pan-ethnic term that includes the various ethnic groups of Ethiopia, Eritrea, and the Ethiopian-Eritrean Diaspora.

Are you Habesha? -- Yes, Yes I am.

What's your national origin or where is your family from? -- I'm part Eritrean and part Ethiopian.

What ethnicity are you? -- I’m Amhara, Gurage, Oromo, Beta Israel (Ethiopian Jewish), Welayta (Wolayta), Tigre, Tigray-Tigrinya (Tigrayan), Agew, Anuak, Kafficho, Kambaata, Kunama, Blien, Afar, Beja, Somali, Gamo, Dorze, Hadiya, or any of the other 80 or so Habesha/Ethiopian-Eritrean ethnic groups. I'm also Ethiopian- American, Eritrean-American, Ethiopian-German, Ethiopian-Canadian, Eritrean-Canadian Eritrean-Swiss, Eritrean-Swedish, Italian-Eritrean-Ethiopian, or any of the other Hyphenated Ethnicities of the Ethiopian-Eritrean (Habesha Community) Diaspora.

What's your nationality or citizenship? -- I'm American (United States), Canadian, Swedish National, Israeli, Germany Citizen, Ethiopian, Eritrean, or citizen of any other country of Ethiopian or Eritrean heritage, ancestry, or national origin.

by Habesha Union September 8, 2020

angry hubert

When a male finds a hot girl on myspace/facebook and plans to "meet up" with her. At the meeting, the unfortunate male discovers that the pictures were lies, and he is confronted by a 60 year old Hilary Clinton look-alike. The Angry Hubert is when the aforementioned hag begins to molest him.

Dude, myspace molestation goes both ways! Jimmy just got the angry hubert last night!! He's been puking blood ever since.

by random122387 December 19, 2007

Huessenstamm

1) A man who can pass as a bum due to having a false front tooth. He will most likely have sex with your wife even if you're still in the house.

2) A man who gains large sums of money from owning multiple sweat shops in eastern Asia.

3) A unicorn.

I just pulled a Huessenstamm on David's wife.

by Possumtickler April 29, 2012

Hubscope

The preparation process before one is ready to masturbate. Which usually requires a pre-emptive browsing of PornHub in order to prepare quality video line ups.

Friend 1: "I hubscoped this dank video bruh I'm so excited to watch it"
Friend 2: " Thats lit bro definitely send that link over!"

by kekmon January 18, 2018

Hubernation

The act of going into a state akin to Hibernation, and yet doing it in such a fashion that one becomes very much like a person named Hubert.

Cinnamon: I'm going into Hubernation.
Aqua: Oh, that's very Hubert like of you, don't sleep too long.
Cinnamon: *snores*

by Aqua Markwin June 29, 2021