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1) A man who can pass as a bum due to having a false front tooth. He will most likely have sex with your wife even if you're still in the house.

2) A man who gains large sums of money from owning multiple sweat shops in eastern Asia.

3) A unicorn.
I just pulled a Huessenstamm on David's wife.
by Possumtickler February 21, 2012
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