Hubet

A girl who is Horrendously Ugly But Extremely Thin - H-U-B-E-T which makes her nearly good enough to nail based on her bod not the face.

Marcus - "Have you seen that bird dude, shes got a right dodgy face!"

Slayer - "But have you seen her body? Shes a defo Hubet man, id smash her coz of her super thin arms!"

by thedean84 October 1, 2010

Huberd

1. To tear down completely; raze.
2. To do away with completely; put an end to.
3. To damage (someone's server, for example) severely. See Synonyms at ruin
4. Totally screwed up beyond repair. 5. Damage done for no apparent reason.
6. Totally fucked!

Damn, this server is huberd. I can't even get it to boot.

Someone huberd the settings on my firewall. Now it won't pass ANY traffic.

That tornado totally huberd the south side of town.

by Joe January 18, 2005

HUMBERTO

A hot ass mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick.

Damn that dude is humberto, ain't he? That niggah is FINE!

by Celeste Smith October 16, 2008

hubertje

A cup of (office) coffee at the end of the work day.

(time is 16:50)
Jasper: Want a Hubertje?
David: Hit me!

by Angry Mr T. December 1, 2009

Stephanie Huerta

A girl that is irresistible, sexy, hot, beautiful, pretty, and the best thing that'll ever happen to you. Shes the best girlfriend anyone can have<3 shes cute, funny, and an amazing friend.

dannyquacker loves stephanie huerta

by dannyquacker! January 10, 2011

Humberto

Humberto is my best friend and will always be my best friend. Humberto is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. He's truly beautiful inside and out but not in a cocky way at all. Granted, he makes a lot of mistakes, mistakes that could be completely avoided, but he handles them with such grace and learns from them quickly. His strength shines through everyday and its extremely hard to block him out of your life once he's in it. Humberto is just Humberto. You have to love him, or love him.

Humberto is my best friend

by Hottest man aka humberto January 7, 2020

hibertz

A condition where someone does not go out in public, or acts in an anti-social way. Derived from hibernation.

Miguel: is Kristen going out tonight? Charles: Nope, she's got the hibertz!

by polygon January 13, 2005