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Harumphsquad

Those who consider themselves the arbiters of all things cultural.
“Titanic!” drones NancyLee. “My grandmaw thought it was sweet, but she was weaned on MTV. Today, we consider the memes. ..”
“Enough from the harumphsquad,” objects Gabriel. “Your grandmaw liked her pickles sour, nothing wrong with that.”

Andy and Mandy dive under the couch and power down their Grand Theft Auto when greybeard mom and pop come in: watch out, it’s the harumphsquad!
by Hifalutin! February 3, 2022
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humphead

originally used when someone acts like a father fucker....
1. insult
2. someone really humps your head
3. when a man humps the girl giving him a blow job at the moment
HEY!!!u mother fucking father fucking humphead piece of shit!!! suck my hairy cock u fucing cuntass father fucker
by Zach September 23, 2004
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humph

A word that can be used in everyday conversations or texts when you dont know what to say.Also can be used when awkward moments come up
I know right she so annoying dont you think so?

humph!!!
by jbgirl February 1, 2009
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Kris Humphries

The best basketball player that ever stepped foot on the court. Better than Jordan and Lebron, he joins the ultimate dream team with Ilgauskas, Scalabrine and Newbie.
I just Hump'd the guy on the court yesterday! Kris Humphries is the best.
by Ronald Stevens December 1, 2010
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Humphrey Bogart

When you either knock someone unconscious, or kill them, then take a dump in their mouth so it looks like they're smoking a cigar.
There will be a Humphrey Bogart in the near future for you, young lady.
by TheAngryInch April 20, 2010
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Hurumph

The sound made when a person clears his/her throat, often interjected when speaking or writing to indicate that the next word or phrase is used ironically or euphemistically.
Girl: I guess you were telling me the truth....
Dude: Hurumph! I told you so!
by fumi July 20, 2006
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Humphreyism

1. When you want other people to take care of you but you are fine.

2. People talk to you but you act like you dont hear them.

3. You ask people for things you have already and most times you have more than one.

4. Your family work all day and night preparing food for you and you complain that it is not good. Also asks why you didn't cook it his way.

5. You eat the whole plate of food and when someone asks you how was it you say it was ok or could of been better.

6. You put salt on your potatoe chips and everything else that you put in your mouth.

7. Usually drive trucks i.e. Dump trucks or pickups or Ford Expeditions.

8. Only calls someone when he needs something.

9. If you ask a Humphrey a question if he doesn't know he mumbles the answer back to so you can't understand.

10. If you need help he is no where to be found
Humphreyism is alive and well.

That is Humphreyism at its core basic level.

Oh boy that is a Humphrey for you.

Stop being a Humphrey that is not nice.
by BurnBaby June 11, 2006
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