Howard County

Howard County is the third richest county in America in terms of per capita income and the richest in the state of Maryland. That being said most residents aren't super rich snobs but are simply comfortably upper middle class. Is located withing closs proximity to both Baltimore and Washington D.C which is partially why it is so desirable. The mass majority of Howard County's population is centered around the Coulumbia Ellicott City area. In terms of demographics Howard county is reasonably diverse with whites still being the majority but Blacks and Asians also making up a deacent amount of the counties population.

Q: I'm moving to Maryland what county should I live in
A: Howard County.

by Silverfalcon3000 July 31, 2011

Daddy Howard

Has a shorter memory loss than dory

Aka best i.c. giver at lcms. Also known for his famous quote "Happy Tuesday"

Jamy:walking by the sidewalk

Daddy Howard: YOU BETTER STOP AND GET ON THE SIDEWALK.

JAMY: ok daddy Howard

by JAMY4LIFE October 15, 2018

The William Howard Taft

It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.

1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"

"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"

2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."

"So what'd you do?"

"I gave her the William Howard Taft"

(high five)

by BrownieO July 30, 2009

john howard

Conservative Prime Minister of Australia, has a penchant for falling over, "power" walking and war. Tends to be loose with the truth, but no one cares anymore. Has eyebrows regularly trimmed, occasionally spits when talking passionately.

John Howard just repealed the "Unfair Dismissal Act"......you all lose your jobs!

by Fedor August 11, 2005

howards

You get kicked in them.

Directinos will track you down to your howards, he's like a GPS.

by Machiep April 19, 2009

Howard Zinn

Playwright, professor, social activist, and writer. Most well known for _A People's History of the United States_.

"Have you ever read Howard Zinn's 'People's History of the United States'?
That book will knock you on your ass." - Matt Damon (Good Will Hunting)

by M El July 17, 2005

John Howard

(adj.) Describing someone who aligns with the school bully for protection so as not to get bullied themself. A kiss arse to someone in a higher position. Someone lacking back-bone. Rymes with coward.

(person) Australian Prime Minister labeled as American President Bush's 'Deputy'.

Dave is such a John Howard he bought the boss' wife a present.

by Em Dee September 30, 2005