garden hose syndrome

after sexual intercourse, the semen dries on the tip of the penis and seals it. This goes unnoticed until the man decides to pee. When standing over the toilet and starting to go, this seal is partially broken and you end up peeing all over your leg and the floor.

It is the same effect as pinching the end of a garden hose to make the stream change direction.

Her: "Why is your pee all over the bathroom floor? Can't you hit the target?"

Him: "It's not my fault, I had garden hose syndrome."

garden hose syndrome by Bruce S January 2, 2009

runaway fire hose 

when a girl is really enjoying sucking your dick, pull it out of her mouth with your hand and begin whirling it around while she chases it

"She got wet chasing the runaway fire hose"

runaway fire hose by MO25 May 16, 2007

hose teaser 

female based humans who "tease the hose"

FROM THE MOVIE GROWN UPS

High pitched voiced man: I'm from SASKATCHETOOOOON!!!

ladies laugh

Man: HOSE TEASERS

hose teaser by SaNdMaN2438934 July 13, 2011

Hoedozer 

Very similar to a brodozer except all of the stickers are now pink. If they are really classy it also has parts of the truck painted pink as well. If questioning whether or not truck belongs to bro or hoe look for excessive pink, worse than usual parking jobs, car seats/baby on board signs, extra tasteless chrome add-ons, and stepladder running boards(not enough of an indicator by themselves as short man syndrome also requires step ladder running boards).

Hoedozers can often be found in the parking lots of trendy bars, 24 hour fitness gyms with beginner yoga classes, day cares, and overpriced mall boutiques. Especially common in oil field towns and rodeos.

Use caution while approaching occupants of said vehicles. They have been know to not see you while driving, talk excessively about how much they love their sugar daddy, and bore you with stories about how "my kids are my world" despite spending 4 nights a week at the bar.

That hoedozer is so tall I don't know how she gets the kids in their car seats.

Hoedozer by Wyoming is awesome chick 1990 July 2, 2015

Hose bib nibbler 

A person that lacks the ability to provide oneself with clean drinking water, and must resort to stealing water from another persons garden hose tap.

Gary lived on a busy street in a bad neighborhood. Because his garden hose tap was at the front of his house, he frequently caught hose bib nibblers trespassing on his property.

Hose bib nibbler by conbomg June 12, 2017

water hose whore 

A betie that the whole fire dept plows on the regular. Her lips are bootbeyed with bobos and she claims to be a good girl.

Mais popchock is all monyead because that water hose whore didnt want to play with his root.

water hose whore by choooolookatem May 28, 2016

old garden hose

a flacid old mans dick

he was limp, like the old garden hose

old garden hose by brandonjoobies January 14, 2008